Good evening dear gangsters! I am Julupulubulu Loke and on tonights "Gangstars Tonight", we have special guests Roland Mice and Jade Parker to talk about their new movie, "Cops, Criminals & Romance".
Julu: Hi and thanks for being here.
Roland: Thanks for having us.
Julu: So tell us about your new movie.
Jade: Our new movie is basically about cops falling in love while being on a mission in Hawaii.
Julu: Hawaii, yes, I heard that you guys really were on location while filming.
Roland: Yes, we were. Hawaii is just an amazing place.
Jade: Not to mention the hot guys.
*Crowd laughs*
Julu: Seems like you two had a wonderful time. So, back to the movie. You two are new stars in GangstarWood am I right?
Roland: Yes.
Jade: Yup.
Julu: What was it like filming your first movie?
Jade: It was awesome. Big Baba C and Small Baba Z were fabulous.
Roland: They would make us laugh non stop, and when it was time for shooting, they would immediately go back to their serious mood without hesitation. That's what I like about them.
Julu: Sounds fun. So tell me, as the leads of the movie, how was it like with the camera focused on you two 24-7?
Jade: It can be stressful at times.
Roland: It can be intense but also fun.
Julu: Hm... nice, nice. Tell me more about the movie. What are your characters and what do they do?
Jade: You go first.
Roland: Why me? Ladies first.
Jade: Oh be a man.
Roland: You be a lady and go first.
Jade: Why, you scared?
Roland: You --
Julu: Whoa whoa! Cool down there. Roland, just be a man and start first.
Jade: Ha.
Roland: Not you too.
Julu: Just start.
Roland: Why can't she start?!
*They argue, boss of the show stands in front of the camera*
Boss: Sorry for the interruption and for any inconveniences caused. This show will be temporarily cancelled due to.... uh... technical problems.
*After the commercial break*
Boss: Hi everyone, sorry for the delay. Apparently it wasn't cancelled at all. And were back with Gangstars Tonight with Julu Loke.
Julu: Hello. Sorry for the problem earlier, but no worries. We fixed it. Now, Roland, why don't you tell us about your character in the movie.
Roland: My character, Jake Collins, is a police officer. He's very outgoing and smart. He follows his boss everywhere she goes, on any mission she goes on, sort of her right-hand man. He has a crush on her and she doesn't know till he tells her. Then they start flirting with each other while on the mission, so there's a little comedy here and there.
Julu: Comedy, I like it already.
*Crowd laughs*
Julu: I don't know why they laughed. It wasn't meant to be a joke. Anyway, Jade, tell us about your character.
Jade: I play Katie "Dart" Long. She has a nickname "Dart" mainly because she's very quick with everything she does, whether it's on missions or just her normal life. Katie is a very serious person, and sometimes too stressed. Even when she's at home having dinner with her family, she would be dead serious. She is Jake's boss and when Jake told her that he had a crush on her, she just loosens up a bit and shows her more flirtatious and seductive side, which eventually catches Jake off guard and is totally not me but it was fun portraying her.
Julu: Flirtatious? I like that too.
*Crowd laughs*
Julu: And once again, they laughed. Ok, why don't we take a sneak preview of the movie? Here, let's take a look at the screen.
*SCREEN: SCENE 1*
Jake: You know, you look so cute when you're angry with me.
Katie: Psh, just stay away Collins. *Tries walking away.*
Jake: *Grabs her wrist and holds her back.* Come on. You know you want me.
Katie: *Turns to face him.* How are you so sure?
Jake: I can tell. Plus, I'm still holding your hand and you're not doing anything about it.
Katie: *Pulls her hand out of his grasp.* Whatever Collins. *Turns around and walks away.*
*SCREEN: SCENE 2*
Katie: *Punches the robber. Kicks him at his ******.*
Jake: *Grabs his gun and points it to the robber.* Surrender now!
Robber: Never. *Smirks and grabs his gun out of his jacket.*
Katie: *Tries to punch him.*
Robber: *Points his gun at her.* Don't even think about it. *Grins*
Jake: *Still pointing the gun at him.* Put the gun down! Put it down!
Robber: *Looks at Jake*
Katie: *Kicks the gun out of his hand and punches his face.*
Robber: *Falls to the ground*
Jake: *Captures him*
Other police officers: *Takes him away*
Katie: Good job.
Jake: Thanks. *Looks at her.* You wanna hang out later?
Katie: *Stares at him.* You pull a move on me after catching a criminal?
Jake: Why can't I?
Katie: *Walks away*
Jake: My house. Yes or no?
Katie: In your dreams.
*REALITY*
*Crowd laughing*
Julu: Wow, nice.
Roland: *Laughing* Wait till you see what happens after that.
Julu: What happened?
Jade: You'll have to watch it to find out.
*Crowd cheers*
Julu: Got it, watch it. *Faces the crowd* Catch "Cops, Criminals & Romance" in GangstarTheatres September 16th 2010. See you next time. *Faces Roland and Jade* Thanks so much for coming.... (fades out)
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