"The Gang Talk" with Ray Hoggers

RADIO INTERVIEW WITH RAY HOGGERS
RH: Good evening fellow Gangsters. This is Ray Hoggers reporting to you live from our new studio in Austria Ganglands. Welcome to "The Gang Talk". Tonight we have a very important member of our community. If you provoke this gangster, you better get ready to meet the PIT OF DOOM! Please welcome, Big Baba C :)
*Crowd cheers*
RH: Ah hem, I said, please welcome, Big Baba C!
*Crowd cheers louder*
RH: I'm sorry, there seems to be a little problem. One moment please.
*Studio phone rings*
RH: Hello?
BBC: Good evening Mr Hoggers. This is Big Baba C. I'm so sorry (not really) that I can't make it to the studio for the interview. Big Z and I are a little caught up relaxing by Twikiliki Beach in Toopiki Island.
RH: Oh! You're at Toopiki Island? My uncle used to work there. He said that there were always so many crabs by the Swasiki Beach. Well, I hope you enjoy your holiday.
BBC: Thanks. One more thing my man. Does your building have a place to land a G24-516 helicopter?
RH: Uh, I don't think so big boss. Why?
*Loud rumbling noise through the phone*
BBC: Because, our helicopter just arrived.
(In the background)
BBZ: Hey Big C! Helicopter's blocking my sun!
BBC: Just pack up dude! We're heading home!
BBZ: What?! But we've only been here for two hours!
BBC: No, we've been here for two months!
BBZ: Really?! Oh wow, time flies fast. Time to pack!
BBC: Alright Ray. We're going up 4000 feet for a speed flight. May have bad connection.
RH: Oh alright then. I'll wait till you return to your beautiful villa mansion.
BBC: Dude could you hold on for just a minute?
RH: Uh, yeah, no problem.
(In the background)
BBC: Big Z! Stop playing with the monkey and get on the helicopter!
BBZ: But it's so cute! It got me bananas from the super duper tall palm tree!
BBC: ... Palm trees grow bananas?
BBZ: I dunno...
BBC: Uh, okay you know what? Just get on the copter.
BBZ: I named him Russel :)
BBC: What?!
BBZ: The monkey. I named him Russel.
BBC: Why?
BBZ: I dunno. It just came to me. Can we keep it?
BBC: We cannot have a monkey (named Russel) running around our Golden Villa Mansion.
BBZ: But it's so cute!
BBC: Sigh... Put Russel in the cage out back and put him in the copter's trunk.
BBZ: The copter has a trunk?
BBC: Yeah. This is not classic G6-SPG5 copter. It's an upgraded, newly-improved, G24-516.
BBZ: COOL! *Places Russel in the trunk*
BBC: Alright let's go.
BBZ: Goodbye Toopiki Bazooki :)
BBC: Hey Ray. Talk to me.
RH: I'm here boss.
BBC: Okay. The driver just told me that we got extra service connection in the copter so we can conduct our interview over the phone. Just ask me or Big Z anything.
RH: Alright okay, that's good news. So, first thing. I've heard rumours that you and Big Baba Z are recording an album that's set to come out this fall. Am I right?
BBC: Yes, you're absolutely right. Our new album, "Feeling The Gangster Love", will come out this fall. It features songs full of hope, dreams and love of young passionate people. Haha, who am I kidding. It's gonna be harsh, hurtful and has all the plans of crushing ones spirit. That's how we roll dude!
RH: Well, I'm sure everyone here will be excited to listen to the new album. There's also some rumours that's been going around about Big Baba Z. Is it true that she's dating a wealthy rich gangster from the States?
BBC: Why don't you ask her that yourself? *Passes phone to Big Z*
BBZ: Hello? You Ray Hoggers you better stop all that rumours about me dating some dude from the US now. I will not answer anymore questions and you better keep that mouth shut now, or else YOU WILL REGRET IT! MUAHAHA, I MEAN IT!
RH: O.O Uhm, noted. Well then Big Baba C, I hope you have a safe trip in that copter 4000 feet from the ground. Don't let Russel fall now.
BBC: Who told you to nose in on our business including Russel, dude?!
BBZ: *Snatches phone* I got this. Who told you to nose in on our business including Russel, dude?!
RH: *Gulps* Uhm, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
(In the background)
*BBC orders the GWAT team to surround Austria Ganglands and two big guys to capture Ray Hoggers.*
RH: Uh, oh no! Ok guys, this is all for tonight's gang talk. I'm Ray Hoggers signing out! See ya!
Big Guy 1: Mr Rayden Lubber Hoggers, you are under arrest for assault.
RH: Assault of who?! And don't use my full name man. I hate it!
Big Guy 2: You are under arrest for the mental assault of Big Baba C, Big Baba Z and of course, Russel de Monkey. Take him away boys.
RH: Wait! No! I didn't mean to!
*GWAT team takes him to the PIT OF DOOM*
BBZ: *Appears in front of camera* Hey! This is Big Baba Z reporting from Austria Ganglands on the arrest of Rayden Lubber Hoggers. He is currently living a life of "luxury" (more like torture) at the PIT OF DOOM. Trust me, he's enjoying his stay, NOT. As for cute little Russel de Monkey, he is currently living a life of complete luxury in the Gangstar Zoo: Property Of Big Baba Z. Thanks for tuning in to "The Gang Talk".
BBC: Uh, dude? What are you doing?
BBZ: ........ Nothing...... you can't prove anything! *Runs off, accidentally knocking down million dollar equipment on the way out.*
BBC: Sigh... Big Z's still in the holiday spirit. Oh well. Hey dude! Wait up!
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