Hello from Big Baba

Hey peeps whats up! Big Baba in the house! Just wanted to say hi! So, Hi! And I also wanted to say this to Small Baba Z, "Hey whats up, Happy Birthday pal! Love ya! You rock and I hope you will enjoy your birthday party today Bye!''
Big Baba

Tour of Big Baba's gold mansion!

Have a GRANDE tour of Big Baba's gold mansion! No tour guides are there at all! At the entrance, you will recieve a map of the mansion and you find your way around yourself! You could pick up brochures along the way to guide you too! Bring along a group of friends with you to enjoy the fun! Call Big Baba's tour agent at 6464 6464 to book tickets! The ticket prices are stated below:
Child (below 13 years old): $10
Teenagers (above 13 years and below 21): $15
Adults (Above 21 and below 50): $20
Senior citizens (Above 50): $10
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Opening hours: Weekends, 10am-10pm

Get your tickets now! (no flash photography)
*all fake

Cool new stores by C and C company! (Article from Pop Gang magazine)

New cool stores! All by C and C company!
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C and C company is a total new hit! Pop Gang magazine's favourite company! Check out the totally new "Sushi G"! The best and new sushi store ever! Also u can have ur own spa session while feasting on delicious sashimi! Get ready to feel the relaxing mud mask which is made of organic materials! Massages by proffessionals are a must try! Don't forget the hot water pool! The water is filttered every 2 minutes! Sipping on warm green tea while chilling out is an awesome experience! Go to Sushi G if u are craving for Japanese food!
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Get ur totally gold and silver furniture from "Big Baba's style"! All furniture are designed by Big Baba and her hired experts! All selling at affordable prices and there is also a cafe in the store! The cafe is called, "Cafe cafe"! Getting tired of choosing cool furniture? Relax at the cafe and enjoy a cup of hot coffee with basil leaves on them! Coffee, tea and chocolate drinks are made from fresh tea leaves, coffee beans and cocoa beans planted at our very own private garden! The new stores just get better and better!
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Need a camera? Get it at "Dudette Z's Jo-mon Electrical Store"! All cameras and camera phones are mega pixeled 30.0! Full HD! Selling at high prices but worth it electronics! Wanna discount? Purchase vouchers or have a membership card! More information about getting membership, go to www.dudettezsjomonelectricalstore.com/membership.

All these exciting new stores are totally fabulus! The first few things on your to-do list!

*all these are fake. Pls dont be fooled. (no offense)

C and C company: Gangstir Shakes 4 sale

Come get ur GANGSTIR SHAKES at C and C company now! At a DISCOUNT of 50%! Buy at least 2 GANGSTIR SHAKES (REGULAR) and get ur third one free or get 3 GIFT VOUCHERS ($20 each) instead! You choose ur prize! Spend ur free gift vouchers at TakashimayaG or give them away as a gift! This promotion is for the month of December 2008 only! So get ur GANGSTIR SHAKES now! Only at C and C company! Questions? Email us at: candccompany@gmail.com*


*that email is only imaginary, it is not real and 'gmail' actually stands for gangstermail. Get it?

Drug list(candy)

Ecstasy - Impact (peach flavour)
Orange D - Tic Tac Orange flavour
Methane - Impact (grape flavour)

Good news! New Gangster Company by Big Baba (Article 4rm the Daily Gangster)

Big Baba's new company, C and C company
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Big Baba and her secretary, Small Baba Z, has put up a new company. Replacing the previous popular company called, The so and so whatever anything company. "That ole schooled company was a huge hit, but the gangster government soon figured out that that company was cheating all of us. We buy our groceries, our clothes even our plasma TVs from there. We sent in a good friend of ours to go undercover as a sales man there. He came back with files and reciepts from the company. Read them, found out that they were cheapstakes!" said, Big Baba. Here are some discovered in the files:
Plasma TV (bought for $10) - sell for $500 and tell them we bought it for $501
Carton of milk (bought for 50cents) - sell for $10 and tell them we bought it for $50
Notes: Jump to conclusions and sue other companies randomly to increase number of customers
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This has been a disgrace to our gangster world so Big Baba and Small Baba Z entered a competition and won. The prize is for them to put up the next best company. Asked what Cand C means, Small Baba Z explained,"C and C means care and concern. We really care about other fellow gangsters around the world. We have pledge to give discounts at least once every week! So that poorer gangsters out there can afford good weapons(imaginary) and drugs(candy)."
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The new company's HQ would be at NewGang st. Outlets will be put up around the world.
We hope that this new company will be the next big thing.

Welcome to Gangstar Bloggs.com!

Hello! Welcome to Gangstar Bloggs.com. Here, u can chat with ur fellow Gangster Pals and read their bloggs. Recieve tips on being a perfect Gangster and get mission offers. Have fun!

P.S. These r all imaginary, but it is pretty cool huh?