Good news! New Gangster Company by Big Baba (Article 4rm the Daily Gangster)

Big Baba's new company, C and C company
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Big Baba and her secretary, Small Baba Z, has put up a new company. Replacing the previous popular company called, The so and so whatever anything company. "That ole schooled company was a huge hit, but the gangster government soon figured out that that company was cheating all of us. We buy our groceries, our clothes even our plasma TVs from there. We sent in a good friend of ours to go undercover as a sales man there. He came back with files and reciepts from the company. Read them, found out that they were cheapstakes!" said, Big Baba. Here are some discovered in the files:
Plasma TV (bought for $10) - sell for $500 and tell them we bought it for $501
Carton of milk (bought for 50cents) - sell for $10 and tell them we bought it for $50
Notes: Jump to conclusions and sue other companies randomly to increase number of customers
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This has been a disgrace to our gangster world so Big Baba and Small Baba Z entered a competition and won. The prize is for them to put up the next best company. Asked what Cand C means, Small Baba Z explained,"C and C means care and concern. We really care about other fellow gangsters around the world. We have pledge to give discounts at least once every week! So that poorer gangsters out there can afford good weapons(imaginary) and drugs(candy)."
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The new company's HQ would be at NewGang st. Outlets will be put up around the world.
We hope that this new company will be the next big thing.