Wrong turn...

Hi ppl! Guess where we are, we are in the jet flying over GUSTRALIA! We didnt really make a wrong turning cuz th Jet is on auto-pilot. If u hav to noe, our workers share 3 jets. So anyway, we got a surprise air missile attack frm our enemy Bricksworth Millions. Our Jets were attacked and the battle lasted for 30 min. It was really exciting! B4 Dudette V joined us, she attended the Air Force Academy for 1 year, she was really good! The Gangster Government wanted her to join the Gamerica Air Force but she refused as she wanted to follow us! Wad a great friend! She helped to fly our plane to safety. The other jets had fully trained Pilots (all trained by V) to keep them safe. So we were twisting and turning and going up and down. Then Bricksworth sent us an email saying tat he surrenders and it wld not b th last time we c him.... (I was on the internet during th battle) So, we ended up over Gustralia..... We wld b landing in th desert of Gustralia to fill up th gas then we'll take our mission limo over to the city to get sme groceries from our company outlet in Gustralia. Our limo has turbo boost to get there quick. We wld b back to th jets by Sunset. Dudette V is gonna land th jet soon so I better get going. BYES!

DUDETTE Z

Back home...

Hey people! We are back on the Golden Star Jet flying over the oceans back home to our glorious golden mansion. Sigh... I miss the wonderful golden floor and the golden kitchen and the golden toilets and....
Anyways, just a short update of what we're doing in the jet. For me, well, typing this entry plus drinking an awsome drink called Gangvua Juice. Dudette Z is napping with her cute little teddy bear. Dudette V is talking on the phone with the Head of Science from the Gangscience Institute of Science. That's practically everything.
God bless,
Big Baba C

The big earthquake...

Hello there. Guess what? There was a big earthquake at the private island. The front part of the cave crashed down and the big golden door is crushed. Hey, maybe I could make something out of the gold...yeah...that would be nice...melt it in the....

Oh, right, back to the story. Anyway, the earthquake also made the cave ceiling collapse on my brand new desk. What a waste! Duddette Z's favourite sleeping mattress got torn apart by a wild boar but that's another story. Basically, the whole cave collapsed. Unfortunately, one of my security guards (his name is lolly) got trapped inside. How sad! We tried to get him out but (from his name) he was a little dumb. There was a big whole on the top of the collapsed cave which Duddette Z found before we all broke our fingers just to remove a rock (it was that heavy). Thanks Duddette Z! Well, we managed to get him out, but before I said anything, he ran off screaming, "I want my mommy!" What a baby... sigh. It's so hard to get good help these days. The earthquake ruined most of our plans, but thankfully, the one that I'm working on about the big safe in South Africa is still with me in my pocket... wait a minute... it's not in my pocket... where is it... oh no... oh wait, I just found it with some brown stuff stuck on it. Duddette Z must be eating chocolate again. Well, that's all for now.
God bless,
Big Baba C

Our awesome island!

Heyhey! Now we r staying on our rented private island (or u could call it a giant ice burg), well its not completely ice. Th parts tat r facing th north has grass and meadows. Its really beautiful! Th other part facing south has more ice and a bit of green grass. Our island is at the edge of th southern ocean so it has grass. Its also found in more of th isolated places of th ocean so tat no one can find us. Its smething like a hideout combined with holiday. Its really cool. We also hav beaches. Big baba n I named them all! There are three in total. We named them Turtle Cove (it was really rocky and we often see turtles and other creatures) , Tiki Beach (it has th goldiest and softest sand) and Bobo Lagoon (th 1st time we visited tat beach, one of our allies shouted Bobo for no reason so we named it after that). Bobo Lagoon was th biggest of all th beaches and it had a cave at th end. It was really big and dark. So, Big Baba called sme ppl to build our HQ in th deepest part of th cave and they installed a security system for us for free! Yay! It also has escalator and high tech lifts to bring us around! We even hav a door at th mouth of the cave! If u wanna get in u gotta scan ur thumb prints, ur eyes(both), ur voice an even ur nose hair (if u cant get any u could must noe th password).

Its really cool! And wen u go in, there wld b a roller coaster to bring u to th place! It twists and turns! It's really fun! And, yes, the cave is really big! It also goes underground to another island! Th other island is much smaller and more vulnerable so I helped to install a forcefield around it and even underwater. Only animals can go in and out of it. Th only way out for humans is th cave. We also made an underwater hotel for our recruits! You can get in through the cave! Talking bout lodging, where do big baba and i sleep? Ours is in th SKY! We have to go to a specific part of our island and type in our super secret password! Then tat part of the island wld act as a lift to take us up to our place! It has a force field around it and it takes abt 30 minutes to get up there so there wld be tables and chairs to sit and eat. Pretty awesome! Our place hangs iin mid air and is made to look exactly like our mansion back in Gangster City! SO ROCKS! Well, i think i hav said enough! So, byes!

Dudette Z!!!!

In The Jet...

Hey peeps! Guess what? After a really confusing yet adventurous mission, we are now on the way to an island in the middle of the Southern Ocean. It's gonna be really cold there! Anyway, just wanted to give u guys an update on what we've been doing for the past few weeks. While the imaginary story pauses when we are in the Golden Jet, Small Baba Z, Dudette V and I have been working really hard in school and we are just tired out! Since we're not in the same class. we could not finish the story. We could not even see each other after school now as I usually leave later than them. So, in the next post, we are going to type out our dangerous mission in the middle of the Southern Ocean. BTW, there are many sharks there.......... Well, time for me to sign out. Got more studying to do.

God bless :)
Big Baba C