The big earthquake...

Hello there. Guess what? There was a big earthquake at the private island. The front part of the cave crashed down and the big golden door is crushed. Hey, maybe I could make something out of the gold...yeah...that would be nice...melt it in the....

Oh, right, back to the story. Anyway, the earthquake also made the cave ceiling collapse on my brand new desk. What a waste! Duddette Z's favourite sleeping mattress got torn apart by a wild boar but that's another story. Basically, the whole cave collapsed. Unfortunately, one of my security guards (his name is lolly) got trapped inside. How sad! We tried to get him out but (from his name) he was a little dumb. There was a big whole on the top of the collapsed cave which Duddette Z found before we all broke our fingers just to remove a rock (it was that heavy). Thanks Duddette Z! Well, we managed to get him out, but before I said anything, he ran off screaming, "I want my mommy!" What a baby... sigh. It's so hard to get good help these days. The earthquake ruined most of our plans, but thankfully, the one that I'm working on about the big safe in South Africa is still with me in my pocket... wait a minute... it's not in my pocket... where is it... oh no... oh wait, I just found it with some brown stuff stuck on it. Duddette Z must be eating chocolate again. Well, that's all for now.
God bless,
Big Baba C