Promotion - DUDETTE Z

CONGRATULATIONS DUDETTE Z! YOU HAVE BEEN PROMOTED FROM SMALL BABA Z TO BIG BABA Z. YOU HAVE NOW JOINED THE UPPER CLASS OF THE GANGSTER COUNCIL. KEEP UP THE "EVIL" WORK. MUAHAHA!

FROM: THE UPPER CLASS OF THE GANGSTER COUNCIL
- BIG BABA C
- DUDE X

Gangstar Awards 2010

*Music*
RJ: Good evening fellow gangsters! I am your host, Robodolofomo Juluaiszch... or RJ for short. We have an awesome program planned out for you guys so get stoked!
*Crowd cheers*
RJ: Ok, before we announce the nominees and winners for this year's Gangstar Awards, how 'bout some entertainment from the winner of last year's Battle Of The Gangs... Plu-to!!!
*Leaves backstage*
*Plu-to runs out from backstage. A/N: 3 guys and1 girl*
Luke: What-up gangsters?! *Looks at the gangsters sitting at the front row* Ladies... ;)
Duke: Are you ready to get "X-Highted"?!
Will: For those of u who don't know what is "X-Highted"... lemme tell ya... it's the name... of our brand new album!!
Angie: It's coming out on the 31st of December 2010!! So to celebrate, we're gonna perform one of our songs for you! It's called "Party Gangster"!
*Performs and at the same time, Luke gets ladies' phone numbers. Finishes and runs backstage.*
*Crowd screams and shouts*
RJ: *Comes back out* Wow! Wasn't that one rocking performance?! But now... it's time to read out the nominees and winners for the Gangstar Awards 2010. Let's take a look at the screen...
*Serious music comes on*
NOMINEES FOR BEST GANGSTER MOVIE ARE:
1. ROCK ISLAND
2. SKIP A DATE WITH HER
3. DANCING ALONE
4. I'M GONNA KILL U
5. FIGHT, KILL AND MURDER
RJ: And the winner for Best Gangster Movie is............ I'M GONNA KILL U!!!
*Crowd goes wild*
*Director and actors come on-stage to collect their trophy and make speeches*
RJ: Wasn't that totally expected?! Haha, ok. Of course, we gangsters aren't all that heartless. The other 4 nominees will each walk away with complementary tickets to the Dine and Play luxury cruise! Which expires in 3 days :D Alright peeps! Back to the screen!
*Serious music comes on*
NOMINEES FOR FAVOURITE GANGSTER ACTRESS OF 2010
1. SELENA GOMAZ
2. DEMI GELATO
3. AMGELINA ROLIE
4. MILANDA COZGROVE
5. JEANETE MCLURDY
RJ: And the winners for Favourite Gangster Actress Of 2010 is............ a tie between Selena Gomaz and Amgelina Rolie!
*Crowd goes wild... again*
*They go on stage to collect their trophies and make speeches*
RJ: Woohoo!! Totally expecting that too! And as for the other 3 nominees, u galz are gonna walk away with a 2 day 1 night stay at Gangstar Hotel, courtesy of Big Baba C. Next up Big Man!
*Serious music comes on*
NOMINEES FOR FAVOURITE GANGSTER ACTOR OF 2010
1. NICK JONAHZ
2. JOSEF JONAHZ
3. KEV JONAHZ
4. NAT KRESS
5. BRADD WITT
RJ: And the winner for Favourite Gangster Actor Of 2010 is............ Nick Jonahz!
*Crowd goes wild... yet again*
*He goes on stage to collect his trophy and makes a speech*
RJ: Alright! Congrats Nick! For the other 4 nominees, u guyz are gonna walk away with a complementary pass to Ice Castle, plus you get to have as much ice cream as u want, courtesy of Ice Castle and Big Baba Z. Big Man, back to you.
*Serious music comes on*
NOMINEES FOR FAVOURITE GANGSTER COUPLE EVER
1. SELENA GOMAZ AND NICK JONAHZ (<--- LOL, IT RHYMES)
2. DEMI GELATO AND JOSEF JONAHZ
3. AMGELINA ROLIE AND BRADD WITT
4. MILANDA COZGROVE AND NAT KRESS
5. JEANETE MCLURDY AND NAT KRESS
RJ: And the winner for Favourite Gangster Couple Ever is........... Selena Gomaz and Nick Jonahz!
*Crowd screams till a speaker exploded*
*They go on stage to collect their trophies and make speeches*
RJ: Oh yeah! Always loved them together. Ok, as for the other 4 nominees, plus the winner, you peeps will walk away with a two-night stay at Gangster Island's Five Star Hotel, courtesy of Big Baba C and Big Baba Z. Guyz, make your galz happy!! Alright then, that is all for tonight! This is RJ signing out! Thanks for watching the Gangstar Awards 2010! Goodnight everybody!

Vacation Vacation~

HELLO FELLOW GANGSTERS! ^^

WE ARE BACK!...From vacation!

Dude X thought that we needed a little rest and by little he meant a few months of fun and mischieve! Hehehe. So I'm here to tell you about my absolute FAVOURITE trip Big Baba C and I made. IT WAS REDUNKULOUS!

Okok so one of the places we visited was high-tech JAPAN! Our main goal was to stock up and update our gadgets at the Gangsters United Federation (Japan) aka G.U.F. If any of you rookies readin this and want to visit G.U.F, you can head down to Tokiyomi Street 33, Tokyo. The building's opposite the Ice Cream factory!(We gangsters love Ice Cream) Our buddy Big Boko T (Babas in Japan are called Bokos) gave us a tour round G.U.F and lead us to their underwater HQ. (sorry no pictures of the HQ, the location and how it looks like are confidential)

I took a few selcas at the underwater HQ with the fishes and stuff in the bg but Big C nudged me to pay attention and look professional. Did you know that there is a sushi dispenser there? :D Big C and I kept some in our limited edition Domokun backpacks (they were a gift from Big Big Boko S, he said that it was a trend these days and Big C and I wanted to be up to date in this first world country).

Finally, Big Boko T showed us and demonstrated some pretty awesome Japanese Gangster Technology. He said that those werent even for sale yet! Hehe! Since this was our first time in G.U.F (Japan), Big Boko T gave it to us for only 5yen each! It actually cost 5000yen each! So we got the pocket laser gun (for convenience), mini rocket launcher (also for convenience), a YAK-450 (a sniper that doesnt even make a sound and the bullet is extra strong and moves extra fast to penetrate anything!) and finally, my personal favourite, the S.O.C.K. S.O.C.K means
Scarce
Opponent
Cooly
Kit
Pretty awesome huh? Obviously, its in a shape of a sock and you also wear it like a sock. DUH. Big Boko T says that the S.O.C.K activates rockets, guns, lasers, chainsaws etc. just by stomping on your feet at a specific beat. The S.O.C.K reads ur mind. If you're in the mood for pepper spray, the S.O.C.K will spray pepper spray immediately at ur opponent after you do the feet ritual and so on and so forth. Cool eh? :D I'm definitely bringing a pair on our next mission. Also, the S.O.C.K also changes the color and pattern according to your mood and keeps your feet cool or toasty according to the weather. THAT adds on to the coolness!

Big C says she likes the YAK-480 best but she allowed me to wear the S.O.C.Ks at our next mission! YAY! So excited to use it! Besides looking for cool gadgets and stuff, Big C and I dint miss our chance for some true japanese sushi! MMM! I still wanted to try the California Maki but Big C said that it was a waste of money and that we're at 'Japan yo!!!'. Hehe. Oh well~ Besides that, we trekked up Mt Fuji with our new Bouncy Mountain Boots, drank some Green Matcha Tea at Small Boko U's Grandma's Tea House called Tealeaves of Fury, walked in and immediately walked out of a public Bathhouse and watched Sumo wrestling with Small Boko A (one round, he climbed into the ring and pushed one of the sumos down, that of course got us kicked out).

We of course also stayed in a high class Japanese hotel called Utayoko. They have the sweetest indoor zen pool!!!! :D SO AWESOME. I have lots to say!! But..i got to go~ :( Our Robot Butler's nagging at me to go take a shower. How humiliating!!!! >:(

Signing out, Dudette/Small Baba Z (^^)v

Gangstars Tonight with Julu Loke

Good evening dear gangsters! I am Julupulubulu Loke and on tonights "Gangstars Tonight", we have special guests Roland Mice and Jade Parker to talk about their new movie, "Cops, Criminals & Romance".

Julu: Hi and thanks for being here.
Roland: Thanks for having us.
Julu: So tell us about your new movie.
Jade: Our new movie is basically about cops falling in love while being on a mission in Hawaii.
Julu: Hawaii, yes, I heard that you guys really were on location while filming.
Roland: Yes, we were. Hawaii is just an amazing place.
Jade: Not to mention the hot guys.
*Crowd laughs*
Julu: Seems like you two had a wonderful time. So, back to the movie. You two are new stars in GangstarWood am I right?
Roland: Yes.
Jade: Yup.
Julu: What was it like filming your first movie?
Jade: It was awesome. Big Baba C and Small Baba Z were fabulous.
Roland: They would make us laugh non stop, and when it was time for shooting, they would immediately go back to their serious mood without hesitation. That's what I like about them.
Julu: Sounds fun. So tell me, as the leads of the movie, how was it like with the camera focused on you two 24-7?
Jade: It can be stressful at times.
Roland: It can be intense but also fun.
Julu: Hm... nice, nice. Tell me more about the movie. What are your characters and what do they do?
Jade: You go first.
Roland: Why me? Ladies first.
Jade: Oh be a man.
Roland: You be a lady and go first.
Jade: Why, you scared?
Roland: You --
Julu: Whoa whoa! Cool down there. Roland, just be a man and start first.
Jade: Ha.
Roland: Not you too.
Julu: Just start.
Roland: Why can't she start?!
*They argue, boss of the show stands in front of the camera*
Boss: Sorry for the interruption and for any inconveniences caused. This show will be temporarily cancelled due to.... uh... technical problems.
*After the commercial break*
Boss: Hi everyone, sorry for the delay. Apparently it wasn't cancelled at all. And were back with Gangstars Tonight with Julu Loke.
Julu: Hello. Sorry for the problem earlier, but no worries. We fixed it. Now, Roland, why don't you tell us about your character in the movie.
Roland: My character, Jake Collins, is a police officer. He's very outgoing and smart. He follows his boss everywhere she goes, on any mission she goes on, sort of her right-hand man. He has a crush on her and she doesn't know till he tells her. Then they start flirting with each other while on the mission, so there's a little comedy here and there.
Julu: Comedy, I like it already.
*Crowd laughs*
Julu: I don't know why they laughed. It wasn't meant to be a joke. Anyway, Jade, tell us about your character.
Jade: I play Katie "Dart" Long. She has a nickname "Dart" mainly because she's very quick with everything she does, whether it's on missions or just her normal life. Katie is a very serious person, and sometimes too stressed. Even when she's at home having dinner with her family, she would be dead serious. She is Jake's boss and when Jake told her that he had a crush on her, she just loosens up a bit and shows her more flirtatious and seductive side, which eventually catches Jake off guard and is totally not me but it was fun portraying her.
Julu: Flirtatious? I like that too.
*Crowd laughs*
Julu: And once again, they laughed. Ok, why don't we take a sneak preview of the movie? Here, let's take a look at the screen.
*SCREEN: SCENE 1*
Jake: You know, you look so cute when you're angry with me.
Katie: Psh, just stay away Collins. *Tries walking away.*
Jake: *Grabs her wrist and holds her back.* Come on. You know you want me.
Katie: *Turns to face him.* How are you so sure?
Jake: I can tell. Plus, I'm still holding your hand and you're not doing anything about it.
Katie: *Pulls her hand out of his grasp.* Whatever Collins. *Turns around and walks away.*
*SCREEN: SCENE 2*
Katie: *Punches the robber. Kicks him at his ******.*
Jake: *Grabs his gun and points it to the robber.* Surrender now!
Robber: Never. *Smirks and grabs his gun out of his jacket.*
Katie: *Tries to punch him.*
Robber: *Points his gun at her.* Don't even think about it. *Grins*
Jake: *Still pointing the gun at him.* Put the gun down! Put it down!
Robber: *Looks at Jake*
Katie: *Kicks the gun out of his hand and punches his face.*
Robber: *Falls to the ground*
Jake: *Captures him*
Other police officers: *Takes him away*
Katie: Good job.
Jake: Thanks. *Looks at her.* You wanna hang out later?
Katie: *Stares at him.* You pull a move on me after catching a criminal?
Jake: Why can't I?
Katie: *Walks away*
Jake: My house. Yes or no?
Katie: In your dreams.
*REALITY*
*Crowd laughing*
Julu: Wow, nice.
Roland: *Laughing* Wait till you see what happens after that.
Julu: What happened?
Jade: You'll have to watch it to find out.
*Crowd cheers*
Julu: Got it, watch it. *Faces the crowd* Catch "Cops, Criminals & Romance" in GangstarTheatres September 16th 2010. See you next time. *Faces Roland and Jade* Thanks so much for coming.... (fades out)

Incoming Movies @ the GangsterTheatre

Hello fellow Gangsters! This is Bruno reporting from the GangsterTheatre! There are 5 new movies out now! (Directed and Produced by Big Baba C and Small Baba Z)

1) Salt and Sand - About a Japanese spy who loves to go to the beach.
2) Rabbits and Monkeys (Revenge of the Bobo Boys) - About rabbits and monkeys, who are actually spies, fighting against each other and trying to destroy the Bobo Boys.
3) Werewolves Rock - About a bunch of werewolves forming a rock band.
4) Step Down 3D - About a boss trying to keep his job but his superior continues to ask him to resign, in 3D.
5) Runaway Rebel Boy$ - About a group of rebelious boys who get themselves into a sticky situation and they try to escape and get back home.

Pay up your cash now and enjoy your movies!
Adult - $15
Students - $10
Fellow High Ranked Gangsters - $5
Senior Citizens - $5
All Babas - FREE OF CHARGE

Happy New Year!!!

Happy New Year!!! It's the end of 2009 and the start of 2010. Hopefully everyone has a great year, especially 2 all fellow Gangsters!

God bless,
Big Baba C