Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Gangstar Awards 2010

*Music*
RJ: Good evening fellow gangsters! I am your host, Robodolofomo Juluaiszch... or RJ for short. We have an awesome program planned out for you guys so get stoked!
*Crowd cheers*
RJ: Ok, before we announce the nominees and winners for this year's Gangstar Awards, how 'bout some entertainment from the winner of last year's Battle Of The Gangs... Plu-to!!!
*Leaves backstage*
*Plu-to runs out from backstage. A/N: 3 guys and1 girl*
Luke: What-up gangsters?! *Looks at the gangsters sitting at the front row* Ladies... ;)
Duke: Are you ready to get "X-Highted"?!
Will: For those of u who don't know what is "X-Highted"... lemme tell ya... it's the name... of our brand new album!!
Angie: It's coming out on the 31st of December 2010!! So to celebrate, we're gonna perform one of our songs for you! It's called "Party Gangster"!
*Performs and at the same time, Luke gets ladies' phone numbers. Finishes and runs backstage.*
*Crowd screams and shouts*
RJ: *Comes back out* Wow! Wasn't that one rocking performance?! But now... it's time to read out the nominees and winners for the Gangstar Awards 2010. Let's take a look at the screen...
*Serious music comes on*
NOMINEES FOR BEST GANGSTER MOVIE ARE:
1. ROCK ISLAND
2. SKIP A DATE WITH HER
3. DANCING ALONE
4. I'M GONNA KILL U
5. FIGHT, KILL AND MURDER
RJ: And the winner for Best Gangster Movie is............ I'M GONNA KILL U!!!
*Crowd goes wild*
*Director and actors come on-stage to collect their trophy and make speeches*
RJ: Wasn't that totally expected?! Haha, ok. Of course, we gangsters aren't all that heartless. The other 4 nominees will each walk away with complementary tickets to the Dine and Play luxury cruise! Which expires in 3 days :D Alright peeps! Back to the screen!
*Serious music comes on*
NOMINEES FOR FAVOURITE GANGSTER ACTRESS OF 2010
1. SELENA GOMAZ
2. DEMI GELATO
3. AMGELINA ROLIE
4. MILANDA COZGROVE
5. JEANETE MCLURDY
RJ: And the winners for Favourite Gangster Actress Of 2010 is............ a tie between Selena Gomaz and Amgelina Rolie!
*Crowd goes wild... again*
*They go on stage to collect their trophies and make speeches*
RJ: Woohoo!! Totally expecting that too! And as for the other 3 nominees, u galz are gonna walk away with a 2 day 1 night stay at Gangstar Hotel, courtesy of Big Baba C. Next up Big Man!
*Serious music comes on*
NOMINEES FOR FAVOURITE GANGSTER ACTOR OF 2010
1. NICK JONAHZ
2. JOSEF JONAHZ
3. KEV JONAHZ
4. NAT KRESS
5. BRADD WITT
RJ: And the winner for Favourite Gangster Actor Of 2010 is............ Nick Jonahz!
*Crowd goes wild... yet again*
*He goes on stage to collect his trophy and makes a speech*
RJ: Alright! Congrats Nick! For the other 4 nominees, u guyz are gonna walk away with a complementary pass to Ice Castle, plus you get to have as much ice cream as u want, courtesy of Ice Castle and Big Baba Z. Big Man, back to you.
*Serious music comes on*
NOMINEES FOR FAVOURITE GANGSTER COUPLE EVER
1. SELENA GOMAZ AND NICK JONAHZ (<--- LOL, IT RHYMES)
2. DEMI GELATO AND JOSEF JONAHZ
3. AMGELINA ROLIE AND BRADD WITT
4. MILANDA COZGROVE AND NAT KRESS
5. JEANETE MCLURDY AND NAT KRESS
RJ: And the winner for Favourite Gangster Couple Ever is........... Selena Gomaz and Nick Jonahz!
*Crowd screams till a speaker exploded*
*They go on stage to collect their trophies and make speeches*
RJ: Oh yeah! Always loved them together. Ok, as for the other 4 nominees, plus the winner, you peeps will walk away with a two-night stay at Gangster Island's Five Star Hotel, courtesy of Big Baba C and Big Baba Z. Guyz, make your galz happy!! Alright then, that is all for tonight! This is RJ signing out! Thanks for watching the Gangstar Awards 2010! Goodnight everybody!

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