AD: Conference at Lukileelili Hall tonight

Lukileelili Hall - Tonight @ 8pm

To all Bubble fans. Meet at Lukileelili Hall tonight at 8pm for an interesting conference by Small Baba Z. Learn fasinating tricks like how to blow bigger bubbles. So, whatdya waiting for? Buy your tickets now at the Gangstic Office.

Adults - $120

Students - $100

Fellow High Ranked Gangsters - $50

Senior Citizens - $50

All Babas - FREE OF CHARGE (they are giving the talk anyway)

Weird Traditions

HI! Small Baba Z here! Its been a while since I made a proper post. So today Im gonna blog about weird traditions me and Big Baba C does. So here is a list :
- CHRISTMAS We set up the christmas tree...in footies.
- EASTER We have a easter egg hunt...in our totally huge bathroom.
- THANKSGIVING We have an all turkey dinner. Includes, turkey sausages, turkey ham, roast turkey and honey glazed turkey for desert.
- NEW YEAR We unclog th sinks in our room of automatically clogged sinks.
- BOX DAY We hide in some of the boxes and wait till our robot butler finds us.
- CHRISTMAS EVE Buy coloured straws and decorate our neighbour's garden with it.
So there you have it! Our weird traditions. But thats not all of it off course! PEACE OUT YA'LL!

Incoming Movies in the GangsterTheatre!!!

Hello fellow Gangsters! This is Loko reporting from the GangsterTheatre! There are 5 new movies out now! (Directed and Produced by Big Baba C and Small Baba Z)

1) New Boon - About a baboon vampire.
2) The Prince and The Hobo - About a Prince who met a Hobo who turns out to be a long lost brother. Will the Hobo survive becoming royalty?
3) Camp Gangster 2 - About gangsters at camp.
4) Player 51 - About the legendary losing player.
5) Durian - About a Chinese girl who loves eating durian although they were'nt allowed to.

Pay up your cash now and enjoy your movies!
Adult - $15
Students - $10
Fellow High Ranked Gangsters - $5
Senior Citizens - $5
All Babas - FREE OF CHARGE

Stalk Dudette KJ! AD

Hello fellow gangsters! We have a short trivia for you made by The Totally Awesome Celebrity Handling Company.
Answer these questions personally and truthfully!
Q1. Are you a big fan of Dudette KJ?
Q2. Would you like to meet her someday?
Q3. Do you like to find out exciting news about her before your friends?
Well, if your answers to all these questions are yes,
your wish is our command!
Dudette KJ is creating a totally awesome new Oinker!
It opens next week tuesday!
Visit her Oinker now! There is a count down on her Oinker!
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Follow her now to find out updates about her! She oinks about almost everything she does! Most recommended site for all Dudette KJ fans! Visit it now!!!!!!

Miss KJ

Hey this is reporter Suzie Stragonough! I am right outside our Miss Gangster Beauty 2009's house. Miss KJ is currently in the living room waiting for us. Let's go in.

S: Hi Miss KJ! How's it going?
KJ: It's going fine thank you.
S: So, Miss KJ, there have been rumours that you killed a pet dog in the neighbourhood. Is it true?
KJ: Yes.
S: Why did you do that?
KJ: He was a mean dog.
S: How mean?
KJ: Really mean.
S: What did he do?
KJ: He spilled my coffee and ruined my interview with Jackie Chan.
S: Oh, you went to see Jackie Chan! How was he?
KJ: He was fine and he was about to offer me a role in his upcoming movie but because of the dog, I could'nt get it.
S: How sad. What was the movie about?
KJ: It's a Chinese version of Indiana Jones.
S: And what role did you want to play?
KJ: I wanted to play the ninja that attacks the hero.
S: Thats amazing! Well, moving on to our next question that everyone's dying to know, do you have a celebraty crush?
KJ: No.
S: Interesting. Do you have any pets?
KJ: No.
S: How does it feel living in a big mansion, since you moved there from a flat?
KJ: It feels big.
S: Interesting. Oh, this just in. Big Baba and Small Baba are landing their jet in the GangsterLand Amusment Park! Let's go! Bye KJ!
KJ: Bye bye.

Time to see what rides Big Baba and Small Baba are going to take! This is Suzie Stragonough signing out. God bless :D

Upcoming!

Upcoming interview with Dudette KJ!
News reporter Suzie Straganough is going to interview Dudette KJ about rumours and shocking events!
Look out for the interview coming soon!
WHOO!

Eavesdropping... afterwards...

Hey world, this is Big Baba C recording with dear Manny's recorder. It seemed that he was eavesdropping on private property! Well, we have a punishment for that don't we Small Z?

*rumbles*

Z: So! You were eavesdropping eh? You dared tresspass into the Gold Mansion! Well, you are going to regret it forever! Big C, bring me the bucket of ice!
M: What are you going to do with that?! Please! No! It's part of my job! Please!
C: No one else had ever dared to tresspass into the Gold Mansion even though it's their job! You heard stories did'nt you? Especially about My Penny. I'm sure that was what you wanted to hear. Well, you've got everything on tape! You know, we'll be nice. We won't delete it, but everyone's gonna hear your cries on the tape when we're done with you!
M: No! Big Baba! Please! I beg you! Please! I won't do it again! Please!
C: Dudette Z, here's the ice.
Z: Thank you, Sir, Ma'am, Sir, Ma'am.
C: Just get on with it!
Z: Yes Sir! So, Manny, would you like some ice with that drink?
M: What drink?
Z: The one right there! *pours ice onto him*
C: Haha!
M: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Cold! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
C: Small Z, get THE CAGE!
M: What's the cage? Uh.....
Z: Throw him in!
M: Ahhhhhhh! Bump!
C: Get the apples!
Z: Got them! They're rotten apples!
C: Good. On my mark... 1, 2, 3, FIRE!
M: Ouch! Ahhh! *bump bump bump*
C: Haha!
Z: Hahaha! *slaps him with a rubber chicken*
M: Ouch!
C: Hahaha! I recorded that with my video cam! Looks like everyone in GangsterLand is gonna see you being tortured by the two most powerful Gangsters in GangsterLand!
Z: That's right! That's still not enough punishment.
C: You're right.
M: Um... Sirs, I mean Ma'ams, I'm a little hungry, do you have any biscuits?
C: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Z: I sure am. Butler! Dinner time!
M: Nonono! Don't make me watch you eat dinner! Please!
Z: Oh we're are SO making you!
C: Ahaha!
*After Dinner*
C: Oh Manny! I got some leftovers. Would you like some?
Z: I've got some chicken, cooked and ready!
M: Oh, really? Thank you thank you so much!
C: We'll give it to you on one condition.
M: What is it? I'll do it! Anything!
Z: Come with us on our journey to Antarctica.
M: But it's cold there.
C: Don't worry, we have jackets.
*during the flight*
Z: Here, wear this big winter backpack.
M: Winter backpack? Never heard of it.
C: That's because it TOP SECRET! Only the highest ranks of Gangsters know about these things.
M: Oh, alright. *puts on "backpack"*
C: Pilot! Please open the door.
P: Roger that.
*door opens*
P: Affirmative, door of jet is open.
C: Thank you pilot.
M: Why is the door open?
Z: Take a look yourself.
M: What? *looks down* This is still GangsterLand! And that's my house!
C: Exactly.
M: I don't get it. You said Antarctica.
Z: We were joking.
M: Huh? But why? I mean..... *still looking down*
C and Z: BOO!
M: *falls off the jet* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *pulls the string... lands safely on the roof of his house*
Z: Incoming! *throws monkey poo on him*
M: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! No! Please stop!
C: Farewell my dear Manny. Now you know the consequences......
*door closes and jet flies back to the Gold Mansion*
Z: You've got everything on tape?
C: Yup. Everything. *grin*
Z: I'm logged into GangsterTube.
C: Post it, in High Definition.
Z: Done!
C: Now the world can see what happens when you eavesdrop on the Babas!
Z: Yes!
C and Z: Muahahahahahahahahaha!

*rumbles... tape stops recording... END*

Eavesdropping...

*whispers*
Hello GangsterLand, this is Manny Franny reporting live from outside the Gold Mansion, literally outside. I sneaked in behind their big limo and they never saw me! Haha! I am currently heading towards the window of Big Baba's living room. Oh, I see them. Let me put the spy microphone...
*rumble rumble*
Ok, I hear their voices. Oh, this is gonna be good! Ok ok... shhh....
*slowly can hear Big C and Small Z's voices*

C: Hahaha! I can't believe they fell for most of that junk!
Z: Hahaha! Yeah... They really are NitWits! Hahaha!
C: So, what did you do with the real Mr Penny?
Z: His body?
C: No, he's head! Of course he's body!
Z: No need to be harsh... so what did I do with the body? Hmmm....
C: You don't remember?
Z: Oh I remember. I just dunno how to put it.
C: Just say it.
Z: I put his body in the freezer.
C: Then?
Z: Um... oh! I threw it outback and burned it with a flamethrower until it disappeared.
C: Completely?
Z: No. The remaining ashes I snailmailed them to his wife who also hated him.
C: Haha! Nice one!
Z: Thanks Big C!
C: SOME slow people are ONE step away from the treasure which IS AT THE park. If they WIN, they will DO some jumping jacks Without water Singing Pee Yo IN GO by ppc aNd United Singers.
Z: Really?
C: Yes.
Z: Love Edward T'S GOgo buns and Great Edward T's Tommy Ham Egg Muffin!
C: I agree.

Oh, they're leaving the living room. Where are they? I don't see them! What were they saying! Where are th...ahhhhhhh...........!
*recorder drops onto the ground, hears crumbles... silence..... someone walks up to it and picks it up......... off recorder*

REVEALED!

Hello fellow gangsters. This is Ed Edd Eddy Eddie. But you may call me, Bob. I am Gurney's big brother. And if you mess with him, IM GONNA CLOBBER YOU!!!!
-beep-
Sry about that. Now moving on! I am here in front of the Gold Mansion right now and today we are going to interview Big Baba C and Small Baba Z about th rumour of the Gold Mansion. If you have read th last report made by my cousin Loko you shld know wad im talkin about.

(in the mansion with th Babas)
Bob : Big Baba, is the story Loko reported true?
Big C : Yes. We killed Mr Penny.
Bob : Why?
Big C : Because he was gambling with my money. Half of our investments were gone because of him!
Bob : I feel your pain Big C. Small Z. How do you feel about this situation?
Small Z : When I found out about Mr Penny, I was shocked! We trusted him so much and it was just a pain when I knew that he betrayed us!
Bob : *nods* Big Baba, people say that if someone walks past your mansion at exactly 3.55pm. They would hear the screams of Mr Penny. Is that true? What is actually happening?
Big C : Yes, actually, im not sure because all i heard was he's screaming and i was inside the house.
Bob : Wow. Small Z, do you have any idea what it was and where it was coming from?
Small Z : Yes I do. It actually wasnt Mr Penny at all. It was our robot butler. During the incident, the robot accidentally recorded his screaming. And he recorded it at exactly 3.55pm. And when he recorded it he was drinking some wine and somehow the wine shocked our robot butler. So th recording plays everyday at 3.55pm. But dont worry, I just fixed it so instead of hearing th scream recording. You can hear Dude X givin one of his mega burps. And if you listen closely, u can hear me in th background laughing.
Bob : Interesting! Thats something to look forward to everyday! Big Baba, part of our crew went to your mansion and they claimed that they saw Mr Penny going in and never coming out. How do you explain that?
Big C : It was purely an illusion.
Bob : I see. Small Z. Do you agree?
Small Z : Not completely. Which day did your crew come to investigate?
Bob : It was a week before Halloween. On Thursday to be exact. At 12.01pm.
Small Z : That explains it! On that exact day, I went to pick up my Mr Penny costume. I reached home at 12pm. I walked in at exactly 12.01pm. So that explains why Mr Penny which was me in a costume that looked exactly like his business outfit never came out. Cause when I reached home, I took off the costume. And I wore it again during Halloween. It was a nice costume, some people freaked out!
Bob : Wow! Amazing! But Small Z, explain how Mr Jenkins found Mr Penny's dead body in a bag that your robot butler threw out?
Small Z : Well, actually when me and Big Baba found out that the reporters were outside, we made a fake exact replica of a dead Mr Penny. We used a lot of rubber and paste. And of course we added ketchup as blood. We did it just to scare you guys.
Bob : That explains it! I cant believe the crew fell for it! What NitWits! Hahaha!
Big C : Exactly! You NitWits were getting on our nerves! We couldnt even leave our mansion cause we were afraid you would bug us. So we did it cause you all pretty much deserved it!
Bob : Calm down Big C. We know you still rule! Good Joke! Small Z, everyone knows that Mr Mini made a bad review of you. So you invited him to ur mansion but it was reported that he never came out. Did you kill him?
Small Z : Well no i didnt. I invited him over cuz I wanted to settle things with him. He never left cause in the end we had a sleepover party. And he transported back home in Germany. So yea, thats the reason why you never saw him left.
Bob : A sleepover party? Sounds fun! So everyone, now you know what actually happened! This is Ed Edd Eddy Eddie news reporter. Signing out!!!

Updates!

Hey everybody, I am Loko Lap Lenny Lin, Gurney's cousin, and i'm reporting live from GangsterHouse Estate where people are crowding around someone. Let's see who it is.
*pushes through the crowd*
Oh My Gangsters! It's Miss KJ! As you know, Miss KJ, our Miss Gangster Beauty 2009 was last seen running barefooted in her PJs down the streets of Gollywood. Now, she is standing right outside GangsterHouse Estates. Apparently someone has been looking after her because after 5 days of leaving her home, she looks as beautiful as ever. Let's see if I can get an interview.
*goes up to Miss KJ*

Loko: Miss KJ! Miss KJ! Over here! Mind if I ask you a few questions?
KJ: No, go ahead.
Loko: May I ask, who has been taking care of you?
KJ: I promised him I would'nt tell.
Loko: Oh, so it's a guy?
KJ: Yup.
*crowd gasps and starts guessing who he is*
Loko: Is he older than you?
KJ: Yes.
Loko: Is he related to you?
KJ: I can't answer that question.
Loko: Alright. One more thing, what are you doing standing outside GangsterHouse Estates?
KJ: I wanted to go to the Gold Masion to see Big Baba C and Small Baba Z.
Loko: They invited you?
*whole crowd gasps in shock*
KJ: Nono. I just wanted to go there to see them, you know, like a friendly visit from the neighbours.
Loko: Oooo...
*crowd starts whispering to each other*
KJ: Haha, well, I'm still not sure why no one ever told me why Big Baba never invites people to their house.
Loko: You've never heard the story?
*crowd gasps in shock again*
KJ: No, actually, I haven't
Loko: Oh, would you like to know?
KJ: Yea.
Loko: One sunny afternoon, a man from the investment company, Mr Penny, was walking up the lane to the Gangster Manor, the old name of Gold Mansion. Rumours say that passerbys who walked pass the Manor at exactly 3.55pm, heard the screams and cries of Mr Penny. Some of our camera men and our old reporter, Mr K. Jenkins said that when they wanted to uncover the truth about the Manor, whether it was going to be sold or renovated, were hiding behind the bushes near the Gold Gates. They saw Mr Penny go in, but he never came out.
*crowd gasps and some start feeling scared*
KJ: You mean... Big Baba C and Small Baba Z..... *gulp* murdered him?
Loko: Yes, that's exactly what they did.
KJ: How do you know?
Loko: While Mr Jenkins was about to leave, he heard the backdoor of the Manor open. He turned around and saw their robot butler carrying something wrapped up in a grey bag. The robot butler lifted it up and threw it down the Big Hill. It rolled to the ground and when the GangsterHeads arrived, they uncovered Mr Penny's body.
KJ: Oh my... Why did they kill him?
Loko: 1 year later, we found out that Mr Penny was cheating on their money. Half of Big Baba's investments was gone, used by Mr Penny to gamble.
KJ: So, mostly, it was Mr Penny's fault?
Loko: That's what everyone said.
KJ: But why did'nt Big Baba C and Small Baba Z get caught and jailed?
*crowd laughs insanely*
Loko: Hahahaha, my dear KJ, we're gangsters, that's what we do.
KJ: Oh, sorry, I forgot.
*crowd laughs*
Loko: Do you have anything else you would like to know?
KJ: Yes. Why is everyone afraid to be invited to Gangster Manor, I mean, the Gold Mansion?
Loko: KJ, KJ, KJ. Haven't you been listening? Everyone's afraid because Mr Penny was invited to Gangster Manor after Big Baba C found out about his gambling.
KJ: You mean, everyone's afraid that if they're invited to the Gold Mansion, they would be murdered?
Loko: Now she gets it.
*everyone claps*
KJ: Well, then I never want to be invited there.
Loko: Good, because one of our reporters, Mr Mini, got invited there after he wrote something bad about Small Baba Z. Before he entered he told all his buddies in the van that he was going to "get that guy". But he never returned.
KJ: Well, I'm getting creeped out here. I guess that's enough stories for today.
Loko: Alright, you had better get going home.
KJ: Alright. Bye guys!
Loko: Bye.

Ah... KJ... nice girl, wondered what through her off that day at her house, but it's not my job to do the house thing. Well, that's it for today.
This is Loko Lap Lenny Lin, signing out.
Good day and God bless :D

UPDATE! Shocking news!

Miss Gangster Beauty 2009 gone mental! O.O!!!
Hello! This is news reporter Giladow Gourdon Gurila Gurtma. But u may call me Gurney. Its raining right now and as you cannot see, people are crowding around outside Dudette KJ a.k.a. Miss Gangster Beauty 2009 's house. From where Im standing, I can hear screams and whining of Miss KJ. Lets have a close up of this situation.

Gurney : Excuse me Maam, wad seems to be th problem over here?
Maam : Well, I can hear screaming coming from Miss KJ's terrace and all th lights of th house are off. And a few minutes ago, i cld hear crashing. I really do not know wad is going on in there!
(at this moment a scoop of ice cream, dropped from th window)
Gurney : BAZOOKAS! Did u see that?!?! A scoop of ice cream. Was thrown out of Miss KJ's window. Now there are pieces of glass on th floor. Shocking! Well we dont see that everyday! I mean, how is that even possible?!

WOW! Lets have a look inside the house!
(some men kicked down th door)
KJ : WHO IS THAT! Get out of my house! GET OUT!!!
Gurney : WOW! Remind me not to mess with that chick!
Men : This is the police! Come down and put ur hands up!
KJ : NEVER!
(KJ jumps off window and was safe because she landed on her feet)
Gurney : OUCH!

Check it out! KJ is running in her pajamas barefooted down th streets of Gollywood. People, if you see her, dont be scared to ask for her autograph. Dont worry, she wont beat you up. Seriously.
This is not the end. And eventually we wld find her and question her about this. If you have more information please email gurneynewsreporter@gurneynewsreporter.cog.
This has been Giladow Gourdon Gurila Gurtma news reporter. Signing out!

Exclusive Interview!!!!!

Yo PEEPS! Today we have an exclusive interview with Miss Gangster Beauty 2009! Lets invite Dudette KJ!!! WOOTS!

Small Z : Congrats for winning the competition! How do u feel?
KJ : I feel great! After I knew I won, I was really happy!!! It was such a good experience!
Small Z : Awesome! So now that the competition is over, what are you doing now?
KJ : Well, not much really. Just going for a few interviews around Gollywood, shopping with Jessica Alspark in Gedready Hills, hanging out with Selena Gomadz and Demi Gelato at Stargucks Café and doing ADs with the director of iBarley. Thats all, not very appealing.
Small Z : Wow, it seems that you have been busy! Do you enjoy being Miss Gangster Beauty 2009?
KJ : Yes I do! But sometimes its a bit stressful. I have to find days that I have time to fit in specific appointments with Lawl Style and guess appearances in iBarley and Lizards of Weirdo Place. And its hard to find time to hang out with all the other celebs. Its really a rush hour.
Small Z : Interesting! Now you must be really famous. And I've heard that you made your own fan website and other things like Gwitter, Facejournal and even your own personal GangsterTube account. Do you create all these things to increase your popularity?
KJ : Of course! And not just that. I put in ADs of companies that Im in partnership with and I help to promote the shows that I was in. And I write reviews of cool websites and recommend links. And besides promoting things, I create these so that my fans can get to know me better.
Small Z : Nice! Talking about fans, do many people reconise you when you walk down the streets?
KJ : Well not many, minimum 10 people would crowd around me and ask for my autograph. Its really no big deal......

(Boy jumps off high platform and comes flying towards Dudette KJ)
Small Z : OMIGOSH! What the?!?!
KJ : SECURITY!!!!!
Boy : I LOVE YOU KJ!!!! YOU ROCK..... (boy is taken away)
Small Z : oookayy... Sorry for th disturbance people!
KJ : I better get home... Before any more crazy fans come flying towards me.

Thats all we got today! Stay tuned for more!!
Small Z, out. :)

Miss Gangster Beauty 2009 (Final Results)

Hey hey hey! Welcome back to Miss Gangster Beauty 2009! This is the very final show, and we're gonna announce the winner of Miss Gangster Beauty 2009! *Crowd Cheers* The winner...... is none other than....

Dudette KJ - From New Zealand - daughter of New Zealand scientist, Dude L. Photon

Congratulations!!! Great job out there on the cat walk! Love your dress. Congrats. You get a vacation down at Sunny Side Beach Resort, a brand new sports car, an autograph from Big Baba C and Small Baba Z and of course, a shiny gold crown. Great job :D
And for 2nd place......

Gangster PMK - daughter of Dude Milkan Sim Bala Chol Arya Bin Saya Nam Bi Lo Kan Har

You get a free holiday trip to Austrailia, a brand new refrigerator, coupons to the most expensive shoe shop in Gangstar Land and a silver crown. Congrats.

Great job everyone. This has been wonderful, really. Well, this concludes the end of Miss Gangster Beauty 2009. Goodnight and everybody go BOOMZ!
God bless,
Big Baba C

Miss Gangster Beauty 2009

Hey people let me hear you say whoo hoo! *Crowd Cheers* Tonight, we have a very special performance for you guys! Can anyone guess? Can ya? Find out tonight... on Miss Gangster Beauty 2009!!!!!!! *Crowd Cheers* Let me introduce you to our Top 3!!!

1) Gangster PMK - daughter of Dude Milkan Sim Bala Chol Arya Bin Saya Nam Bi Lo Kan Har
2) Dudette KJ - From New Zealand - daughter of New Zealand scientist, Dude L. Photon
3) Dudette Gigi - daughter of rich dude, Dude Logan Richardson

Whoo hoo! *Gets a call* Wait a minute. This just in. Dudette Gigi is disqualified from the competition!!! It seems that her father Dude Logan Richardson has been bribing the judges!!! Our judges are also fired. We have new judges here today! Let's welcome them! *Claps* Dudette Gigi, I'm sorry, blame your father. Goodbye. *Gigi runs off stage crying* Well then, I'm guess we are left with our Top 2!!! The very special performance tonight, is....... a CAT WALK!!! Yes! A cat walk! Well, without further ado, here is Gangster PMK! *She performs* That was fantastic! Now, lets invite our final contestant... Dudette KJ!!! *She performs* Wonderful, just wonderful!!! Haha! Well, tune in later to find out who is our Miss Gangster Beauty 2009!!!

This is Big Baba C, signing out, God bless!