*whispers*
Hello GangsterLand, this is Manny Franny reporting live from outside the Gold Mansion, literally outside. I sneaked in behind their big limo and they never saw me! Haha! I am currently heading towards the window of Big Baba's living room. Oh, I see them. Let me put the spy microphone...
*rumble rumble*
Ok, I hear their voices. Oh, this is gonna be good! Ok ok... shhh....
*slowly can hear Big C and Small Z's voices*
C: Hahaha! I can't believe they fell for most of that junk!
Z: Hahaha! Yeah... They really are NitWits! Hahaha!
C: So, what did you do with the real Mr Penny?
Z: His body?
C: No, he's head! Of course he's body!
Z: No need to be harsh... so what did I do with the body? Hmmm....
C: You don't remember?
Z: Oh I remember. I just dunno how to put it.
C: Just say it.
Z: I put his body in the freezer.
C: Then?
Z: Um... oh! I threw it outback and burned it with a flamethrower until it disappeared.
C: Completely?
Z: No. The remaining ashes I snailmailed them to his wife who also hated him.
C: Haha! Nice one!
Z: Thanks Big C!
C: SOME slow people are ONE step away from the treasure which IS AT THE park. If they WIN, they will DO some jumping jacks Without water Singing Pee Yo IN GO by ppc aNd United Singers.
Z: Really?
C: Yes.
Z: Love Edward T'S GOgo buns and Great Edward T's Tommy Ham Egg Muffin!
C: I agree.
Oh, they're leaving the living room. Where are they? I don't see them! What were they saying! Where are th...ahhhhhhh...........!
*recorder drops onto the ground, hears crumbles... silence..... someone walks up to it and picks it up......... off recorder*
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16 years ago
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