Hey this is reporter Suzie Stragonough! I am right outside our Miss Gangster Beauty 2009's house. Miss KJ is currently in the living room waiting for us. Let's go in.
S: Hi Miss KJ! How's it going?
KJ: It's going fine thank you.
S: So, Miss KJ, there have been rumours that you killed a pet dog in the neighbourhood. Is it true?
KJ: Yes.
S: Why did you do that?
KJ: He was a mean dog.
S: How mean?
KJ: Really mean.
S: What did he do?
KJ: He spilled my coffee and ruined my interview with Jackie Chan.
S: Oh, you went to see Jackie Chan! How was he?
KJ: He was fine and he was about to offer me a role in his upcoming movie but because of the dog, I could'nt get it.
S: How sad. What was the movie about?
KJ: It's a Chinese version of Indiana Jones.
S: And what role did you want to play?
KJ: I wanted to play the ninja that attacks the hero.
S: Thats amazing! Well, moving on to our next question that everyone's dying to know, do you have a celebraty crush?
KJ: No.
S: Interesting. Do you have any pets?
KJ: No.
S: How does it feel living in a big mansion, since you moved there from a flat?
KJ: It feels big.
S: Interesting. Oh, this just in. Big Baba and Small Baba are landing their jet in the GangsterLand Amusment Park! Let's go! Bye KJ!
KJ: Bye bye.
Time to see what rides Big Baba and Small Baba are going to take! This is Suzie Stragonough signing out. God bless :D
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