Thursday, December 10, 2009

UPDATE! Shocking news!

Miss Gangster Beauty 2009 gone mental! O.O!!!
Hello! This is news reporter Giladow Gourdon Gurila Gurtma. But u may call me Gurney. Its raining right now and as you cannot see, people are crowding around outside Dudette KJ a.k.a. Miss Gangster Beauty 2009 's house. From where Im standing, I can hear screams and whining of Miss KJ. Lets have a close up of this situation.

Gurney : Excuse me Maam, wad seems to be th problem over here?
Maam : Well, I can hear screaming coming from Miss KJ's terrace and all th lights of th house are off. And a few minutes ago, i cld hear crashing. I really do not know wad is going on in there!
(at this moment a scoop of ice cream, dropped from th window)
Gurney : BAZOOKAS! Did u see that?!?! A scoop of ice cream. Was thrown out of Miss KJ's window. Now there are pieces of glass on th floor. Shocking! Well we dont see that everyday! I mean, how is that even possible?!

WOW! Lets have a look inside the house!
(some men kicked down th door)
KJ : WHO IS THAT! Get out of my house! GET OUT!!!
Gurney : WOW! Remind me not to mess with that chick!
Men : This is the police! Come down and put ur hands up!
KJ : NEVER!
(KJ jumps off window and was safe because she landed on her feet)
Gurney : OUCH!

Check it out! KJ is running in her pajamas barefooted down th streets of Gollywood. People, if you see her, dont be scared to ask for her autograph. Dont worry, she wont beat you up. Seriously.
This is not the end. And eventually we wld find her and question her about this. If you have more information please email gurneynewsreporter@gurneynewsreporter.cog.
This has been Giladow Gourdon Gurila Gurtma news reporter. Signing out!

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