Thursday, December 10, 2009

Eavesdropping... afterwards...

Hey world, this is Big Baba C recording with dear Manny's recorder. It seemed that he was eavesdropping on private property! Well, we have a punishment for that don't we Small Z?

*rumbles*

Z: So! You were eavesdropping eh? You dared tresspass into the Gold Mansion! Well, you are going to regret it forever! Big C, bring me the bucket of ice!
M: What are you going to do with that?! Please! No! It's part of my job! Please!
C: No one else had ever dared to tresspass into the Gold Mansion even though it's their job! You heard stories did'nt you? Especially about My Penny. I'm sure that was what you wanted to hear. Well, you've got everything on tape! You know, we'll be nice. We won't delete it, but everyone's gonna hear your cries on the tape when we're done with you!
M: No! Big Baba! Please! I beg you! Please! I won't do it again! Please!
C: Dudette Z, here's the ice.
Z: Thank you, Sir, Ma'am, Sir, Ma'am.
C: Just get on with it!
Z: Yes Sir! So, Manny, would you like some ice with that drink?
M: What drink?
Z: The one right there! *pours ice onto him*
C: Haha!
M: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Cold! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
C: Small Z, get THE CAGE!
M: What's the cage? Uh.....
Z: Throw him in!
M: Ahhhhhhh! Bump!
C: Get the apples!
Z: Got them! They're rotten apples!
C: Good. On my mark... 1, 2, 3, FIRE!
M: Ouch! Ahhh! *bump bump bump*
C: Haha!
Z: Hahaha! *slaps him with a rubber chicken*
M: Ouch!
C: Hahaha! I recorded that with my video cam! Looks like everyone in GangsterLand is gonna see you being tortured by the two most powerful Gangsters in GangsterLand!
Z: That's right! That's still not enough punishment.
C: You're right.
M: Um... Sirs, I mean Ma'ams, I'm a little hungry, do you have any biscuits?
C: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Z: I sure am. Butler! Dinner time!
M: Nonono! Don't make me watch you eat dinner! Please!
Z: Oh we're are SO making you!
C: Ahaha!
*After Dinner*
C: Oh Manny! I got some leftovers. Would you like some?
Z: I've got some chicken, cooked and ready!
M: Oh, really? Thank you thank you so much!
C: We'll give it to you on one condition.
M: What is it? I'll do it! Anything!
Z: Come with us on our journey to Antarctica.
M: But it's cold there.
C: Don't worry, we have jackets.
*during the flight*
Z: Here, wear this big winter backpack.
M: Winter backpack? Never heard of it.
C: That's because it TOP SECRET! Only the highest ranks of Gangsters know about these things.
M: Oh, alright. *puts on "backpack"*
C: Pilot! Please open the door.
P: Roger that.
*door opens*
P: Affirmative, door of jet is open.
C: Thank you pilot.
M: Why is the door open?
Z: Take a look yourself.
M: What? *looks down* This is still GangsterLand! And that's my house!
C: Exactly.
M: I don't get it. You said Antarctica.
Z: We were joking.
M: Huh? But why? I mean..... *still looking down*
C and Z: BOO!
M: *falls off the jet* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *pulls the string... lands safely on the roof of his house*
Z: Incoming! *throws monkey poo on him*
M: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! No! Please stop!
C: Farewell my dear Manny. Now you know the consequences......
*door closes and jet flies back to the Gold Mansion*
Z: You've got everything on tape?
C: Yup. Everything. *grin*
Z: I'm logged into GangsterTube.
C: Post it, in High Definition.
Z: Done!
C: Now the world can see what happens when you eavesdrop on the Babas!
Z: Yes!
C and Z: Muahahahahahahahahaha!

*rumbles... tape stops recording... END*

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