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Hey everybody, I am Loko Lap Lenny Lin, Gurney's cousin, and i'm reporting live from GangsterHouse Estate where people are crowding around someone. Let's see who it is.
*pushes through the crowd*
Oh My Gangsters! It's Miss KJ! As you know, Miss KJ, our Miss Gangster Beauty 2009 was last seen running barefooted in her PJs down the streets of Gollywood. Now, she is standing right outside GangsterHouse Estates. Apparently someone has been looking after her because after 5 days of leaving her home, she looks as beautiful as ever. Let's see if I can get an interview.
*goes up to Miss KJ*

Loko: Miss KJ! Miss KJ! Over here! Mind if I ask you a few questions?
KJ: No, go ahead.
Loko: May I ask, who has been taking care of you?
KJ: I promised him I would'nt tell.
Loko: Oh, so it's a guy?
KJ: Yup.
*crowd gasps and starts guessing who he is*
Loko: Is he older than you?
KJ: Yes.
Loko: Is he related to you?
KJ: I can't answer that question.
Loko: Alright. One more thing, what are you doing standing outside GangsterHouse Estates?
KJ: I wanted to go to the Gold Masion to see Big Baba C and Small Baba Z.
Loko: They invited you?
*whole crowd gasps in shock*
KJ: Nono. I just wanted to go there to see them, you know, like a friendly visit from the neighbours.
Loko: Oooo...
*crowd starts whispering to each other*
KJ: Haha, well, I'm still not sure why no one ever told me why Big Baba never invites people to their house.
Loko: You've never heard the story?
*crowd gasps in shock again*
KJ: No, actually, I haven't
Loko: Oh, would you like to know?
KJ: Yea.
Loko: One sunny afternoon, a man from the investment company, Mr Penny, was walking up the lane to the Gangster Manor, the old name of Gold Mansion. Rumours say that passerbys who walked pass the Manor at exactly 3.55pm, heard the screams and cries of Mr Penny. Some of our camera men and our old reporter, Mr K. Jenkins said that when they wanted to uncover the truth about the Manor, whether it was going to be sold or renovated, were hiding behind the bushes near the Gold Gates. They saw Mr Penny go in, but he never came out.
*crowd gasps and some start feeling scared*
KJ: You mean... Big Baba C and Small Baba Z..... *gulp* murdered him?
Loko: Yes, that's exactly what they did.
KJ: How do you know?
Loko: While Mr Jenkins was about to leave, he heard the backdoor of the Manor open. He turned around and saw their robot butler carrying something wrapped up in a grey bag. The robot butler lifted it up and threw it down the Big Hill. It rolled to the ground and when the GangsterHeads arrived, they uncovered Mr Penny's body.
KJ: Oh my... Why did they kill him?
Loko: 1 year later, we found out that Mr Penny was cheating on their money. Half of Big Baba's investments was gone, used by Mr Penny to gamble.
KJ: So, mostly, it was Mr Penny's fault?
Loko: That's what everyone said.
KJ: But why did'nt Big Baba C and Small Baba Z get caught and jailed?
*crowd laughs insanely*
Loko: Hahahaha, my dear KJ, we're gangsters, that's what we do.
KJ: Oh, sorry, I forgot.
*crowd laughs*
Loko: Do you have anything else you would like to know?
KJ: Yes. Why is everyone afraid to be invited to Gangster Manor, I mean, the Gold Mansion?
Loko: KJ, KJ, KJ. Haven't you been listening? Everyone's afraid because Mr Penny was invited to Gangster Manor after Big Baba C found out about his gambling.
KJ: You mean, everyone's afraid that if they're invited to the Gold Mansion, they would be murdered?
Loko: Now she gets it.
*everyone claps*
KJ: Well, then I never want to be invited there.
Loko: Good, because one of our reporters, Mr Mini, got invited there after he wrote something bad about Small Baba Z. Before he entered he told all his buddies in the van that he was going to "get that guy". But he never returned.
KJ: Well, I'm getting creeped out here. I guess that's enough stories for today.
Loko: Alright, you had better get going home.
KJ: Alright. Bye guys!
Loko: Bye.

Ah... KJ... nice girl, wondered what through her off that day at her house, but it's not my job to do the house thing. Well, that's it for today.
This is Loko Lap Lenny Lin, signing out.
Good day and God bless :D