AD: Conference at Lukileelili Hall tonight

Lukileelili Hall - Tonight @ 8pm

To all Bubble fans. Meet at Lukileelili Hall tonight at 8pm for an interesting conference by Small Baba Z. Learn fasinating tricks like how to blow bigger bubbles. So, whatdya waiting for? Buy your tickets now at the Gangstic Office.

Adults - $120

Students - $100

Fellow High Ranked Gangsters - $50

Senior Citizens - $50

All Babas - FREE OF CHARGE (they are giving the talk anyway)

Weird Traditions

HI! Small Baba Z here! Its been a while since I made a proper post. So today Im gonna blog about weird traditions me and Big Baba C does. So here is a list :
- CHRISTMAS We set up the christmas tree...in footies.
- EASTER We have a easter egg hunt...in our totally huge bathroom.
- THANKSGIVING We have an all turkey dinner. Includes, turkey sausages, turkey ham, roast turkey and honey glazed turkey for desert.
- NEW YEAR We unclog th sinks in our room of automatically clogged sinks.
- BOX DAY We hide in some of the boxes and wait till our robot butler finds us.
- CHRISTMAS EVE Buy coloured straws and decorate our neighbour's garden with it.
So there you have it! Our weird traditions. But thats not all of it off course! PEACE OUT YA'LL!

Incoming Movies in the GangsterTheatre!!!

Hello fellow Gangsters! This is Loko reporting from the GangsterTheatre! There are 5 new movies out now! (Directed and Produced by Big Baba C and Small Baba Z)

1) New Boon - About a baboon vampire.
2) The Prince and The Hobo - About a Prince who met a Hobo who turns out to be a long lost brother. Will the Hobo survive becoming royalty?
3) Camp Gangster 2 - About gangsters at camp.
4) Player 51 - About the legendary losing player.
5) Durian - About a Chinese girl who loves eating durian although they were'nt allowed to.

Pay up your cash now and enjoy your movies!
Adult - $15
Students - $10
Fellow High Ranked Gangsters - $5
Senior Citizens - $5
All Babas - FREE OF CHARGE

Stalk Dudette KJ! AD

Hello fellow gangsters! We have a short trivia for you made by The Totally Awesome Celebrity Handling Company.
Answer these questions personally and truthfully!
Q1. Are you a big fan of Dudette KJ?
Q2. Would you like to meet her someday?
Q3. Do you like to find out exciting news about her before your friends?
Well, if your answers to all these questions are yes,
your wish is our command!
Dudette KJ is creating a totally awesome new Oinker!
It opens next week tuesday!
Visit her Oinker now! There is a count down on her Oinker!
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Follow her now to find out updates about her! She oinks about almost everything she does! Most recommended site for all Dudette KJ fans! Visit it now!!!!!!

Miss KJ

Hey this is reporter Suzie Stragonough! I am right outside our Miss Gangster Beauty 2009's house. Miss KJ is currently in the living room waiting for us. Let's go in.

S: Hi Miss KJ! How's it going?
KJ: It's going fine thank you.
S: So, Miss KJ, there have been rumours that you killed a pet dog in the neighbourhood. Is it true?
KJ: Yes.
S: Why did you do that?
KJ: He was a mean dog.
S: How mean?
KJ: Really mean.
S: What did he do?
KJ: He spilled my coffee and ruined my interview with Jackie Chan.
S: Oh, you went to see Jackie Chan! How was he?
KJ: He was fine and he was about to offer me a role in his upcoming movie but because of the dog, I could'nt get it.
S: How sad. What was the movie about?
KJ: It's a Chinese version of Indiana Jones.
S: And what role did you want to play?
KJ: I wanted to play the ninja that attacks the hero.
S: Thats amazing! Well, moving on to our next question that everyone's dying to know, do you have a celebraty crush?
KJ: No.
S: Interesting. Do you have any pets?
KJ: No.
S: How does it feel living in a big mansion, since you moved there from a flat?
KJ: It feels big.
S: Interesting. Oh, this just in. Big Baba and Small Baba are landing their jet in the GangsterLand Amusment Park! Let's go! Bye KJ!
KJ: Bye bye.

Time to see what rides Big Baba and Small Baba are going to take! This is Suzie Stragonough signing out. God bless :D

Upcoming!

Upcoming interview with Dudette KJ!
News reporter Suzie Straganough is going to interview Dudette KJ about rumours and shocking events!
Look out for the interview coming soon!
WHOO!

Eavesdropping... afterwards...

Hey world, this is Big Baba C recording with dear Manny's recorder. It seemed that he was eavesdropping on private property! Well, we have a punishment for that don't we Small Z?

*rumbles*

Z: So! You were eavesdropping eh? You dared tresspass into the Gold Mansion! Well, you are going to regret it forever! Big C, bring me the bucket of ice!
M: What are you going to do with that?! Please! No! It's part of my job! Please!
C: No one else had ever dared to tresspass into the Gold Mansion even though it's their job! You heard stories did'nt you? Especially about My Penny. I'm sure that was what you wanted to hear. Well, you've got everything on tape! You know, we'll be nice. We won't delete it, but everyone's gonna hear your cries on the tape when we're done with you!
M: No! Big Baba! Please! I beg you! Please! I won't do it again! Please!
C: Dudette Z, here's the ice.
Z: Thank you, Sir, Ma'am, Sir, Ma'am.
C: Just get on with it!
Z: Yes Sir! So, Manny, would you like some ice with that drink?
M: What drink?
Z: The one right there! *pours ice onto him*
C: Haha!
M: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Cold! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
C: Small Z, get THE CAGE!
M: What's the cage? Uh.....
Z: Throw him in!
M: Ahhhhhhh! Bump!
C: Get the apples!
Z: Got them! They're rotten apples!
C: Good. On my mark... 1, 2, 3, FIRE!
M: Ouch! Ahhh! *bump bump bump*
C: Haha!
Z: Hahaha! *slaps him with a rubber chicken*
M: Ouch!
C: Hahaha! I recorded that with my video cam! Looks like everyone in GangsterLand is gonna see you being tortured by the two most powerful Gangsters in GangsterLand!
Z: That's right! That's still not enough punishment.
C: You're right.
M: Um... Sirs, I mean Ma'ams, I'm a little hungry, do you have any biscuits?
C: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Z: I sure am. Butler! Dinner time!
M: Nonono! Don't make me watch you eat dinner! Please!
Z: Oh we're are SO making you!
C: Ahaha!
*After Dinner*
C: Oh Manny! I got some leftovers. Would you like some?
Z: I've got some chicken, cooked and ready!
M: Oh, really? Thank you thank you so much!
C: We'll give it to you on one condition.
M: What is it? I'll do it! Anything!
Z: Come with us on our journey to Antarctica.
M: But it's cold there.
C: Don't worry, we have jackets.
*during the flight*
Z: Here, wear this big winter backpack.
M: Winter backpack? Never heard of it.
C: That's because it TOP SECRET! Only the highest ranks of Gangsters know about these things.
M: Oh, alright. *puts on "backpack"*
C: Pilot! Please open the door.
P: Roger that.
*door opens*
P: Affirmative, door of jet is open.
C: Thank you pilot.
M: Why is the door open?
Z: Take a look yourself.
M: What? *looks down* This is still GangsterLand! And that's my house!
C: Exactly.
M: I don't get it. You said Antarctica.
Z: We were joking.
M: Huh? But why? I mean..... *still looking down*
C and Z: BOO!
M: *falls off the jet* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *pulls the string... lands safely on the roof of his house*
Z: Incoming! *throws monkey poo on him*
M: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! No! Please stop!
C: Farewell my dear Manny. Now you know the consequences......
*door closes and jet flies back to the Gold Mansion*
Z: You've got everything on tape?
C: Yup. Everything. *grin*
Z: I'm logged into GangsterTube.
C: Post it, in High Definition.
Z: Done!
C: Now the world can see what happens when you eavesdrop on the Babas!
Z: Yes!
C and Z: Muahahahahahahahahaha!

*rumbles... tape stops recording... END*

Eavesdropping...

*whispers*
Hello GangsterLand, this is Manny Franny reporting live from outside the Gold Mansion, literally outside. I sneaked in behind their big limo and they never saw me! Haha! I am currently heading towards the window of Big Baba's living room. Oh, I see them. Let me put the spy microphone...
*rumble rumble*
Ok, I hear their voices. Oh, this is gonna be good! Ok ok... shhh....
*slowly can hear Big C and Small Z's voices*

C: Hahaha! I can't believe they fell for most of that junk!
Z: Hahaha! Yeah... They really are NitWits! Hahaha!
C: So, what did you do with the real Mr Penny?
Z: His body?
C: No, he's head! Of course he's body!
Z: No need to be harsh... so what did I do with the body? Hmmm....
C: You don't remember?
Z: Oh I remember. I just dunno how to put it.
C: Just say it.
Z: I put his body in the freezer.
C: Then?
Z: Um... oh! I threw it outback and burned it with a flamethrower until it disappeared.
C: Completely?
Z: No. The remaining ashes I snailmailed them to his wife who also hated him.
C: Haha! Nice one!
Z: Thanks Big C!
C: SOME slow people are ONE step away from the treasure which IS AT THE park. If they WIN, they will DO some jumping jacks Without water Singing Pee Yo IN GO by ppc aNd United Singers.
Z: Really?
C: Yes.
Z: Love Edward T'S GOgo buns and Great Edward T's Tommy Ham Egg Muffin!
C: I agree.

Oh, they're leaving the living room. Where are they? I don't see them! What were they saying! Where are th...ahhhhhhh...........!
*recorder drops onto the ground, hears crumbles... silence..... someone walks up to it and picks it up......... off recorder*

REVEALED!

Hello fellow gangsters. This is Ed Edd Eddy Eddie. But you may call me, Bob. I am Gurney's big brother. And if you mess with him, IM GONNA CLOBBER YOU!!!!
-beep-
Sry about that. Now moving on! I am here in front of the Gold Mansion right now and today we are going to interview Big Baba C and Small Baba Z about th rumour of the Gold Mansion. If you have read th last report made by my cousin Loko you shld know wad im talkin about.

(in the mansion with th Babas)
Bob : Big Baba, is the story Loko reported true?
Big C : Yes. We killed Mr Penny.
Bob : Why?
Big C : Because he was gambling with my money. Half of our investments were gone because of him!
Bob : I feel your pain Big C. Small Z. How do you feel about this situation?
Small Z : When I found out about Mr Penny, I was shocked! We trusted him so much and it was just a pain when I knew that he betrayed us!
Bob : *nods* Big Baba, people say that if someone walks past your mansion at exactly 3.55pm. They would hear the screams of Mr Penny. Is that true? What is actually happening?
Big C : Yes, actually, im not sure because all i heard was he's screaming and i was inside the house.
Bob : Wow. Small Z, do you have any idea what it was and where it was coming from?
Small Z : Yes I do. It actually wasnt Mr Penny at all. It was our robot butler. During the incident, the robot accidentally recorded his screaming. And he recorded it at exactly 3.55pm. And when he recorded it he was drinking some wine and somehow the wine shocked our robot butler. So th recording plays everyday at 3.55pm. But dont worry, I just fixed it so instead of hearing th scream recording. You can hear Dude X givin one of his mega burps. And if you listen closely, u can hear me in th background laughing.
Bob : Interesting! Thats something to look forward to everyday! Big Baba, part of our crew went to your mansion and they claimed that they saw Mr Penny going in and never coming out. How do you explain that?
Big C : It was purely an illusion.
Bob : I see. Small Z. Do you agree?
Small Z : Not completely. Which day did your crew come to investigate?
Bob : It was a week before Halloween. On Thursday to be exact. At 12.01pm.
Small Z : That explains it! On that exact day, I went to pick up my Mr Penny costume. I reached home at 12pm. I walked in at exactly 12.01pm. So that explains why Mr Penny which was me in a costume that looked exactly like his business outfit never came out. Cause when I reached home, I took off the costume. And I wore it again during Halloween. It was a nice costume, some people freaked out!
Bob : Wow! Amazing! But Small Z, explain how Mr Jenkins found Mr Penny's dead body in a bag that your robot butler threw out?
Small Z : Well, actually when me and Big Baba found out that the reporters were outside, we made a fake exact replica of a dead Mr Penny. We used a lot of rubber and paste. And of course we added ketchup as blood. We did it just to scare you guys.
Bob : That explains it! I cant believe the crew fell for it! What NitWits! Hahaha!
Big C : Exactly! You NitWits were getting on our nerves! We couldnt even leave our mansion cause we were afraid you would bug us. So we did it cause you all pretty much deserved it!
Bob : Calm down Big C. We know you still rule! Good Joke! Small Z, everyone knows that Mr Mini made a bad review of you. So you invited him to ur mansion but it was reported that he never came out. Did you kill him?
Small Z : Well no i didnt. I invited him over cuz I wanted to settle things with him. He never left cause in the end we had a sleepover party. And he transported back home in Germany. So yea, thats the reason why you never saw him left.
Bob : A sleepover party? Sounds fun! So everyone, now you know what actually happened! This is Ed Edd Eddy Eddie news reporter. Signing out!!!

Updates!

Hey everybody, I am Loko Lap Lenny Lin, Gurney's cousin, and i'm reporting live from GangsterHouse Estate where people are crowding around someone. Let's see who it is.
*pushes through the crowd*
Oh My Gangsters! It's Miss KJ! As you know, Miss KJ, our Miss Gangster Beauty 2009 was last seen running barefooted in her PJs down the streets of Gollywood. Now, she is standing right outside GangsterHouse Estates. Apparently someone has been looking after her because after 5 days of leaving her home, she looks as beautiful as ever. Let's see if I can get an interview.
*goes up to Miss KJ*

Loko: Miss KJ! Miss KJ! Over here! Mind if I ask you a few questions?
KJ: No, go ahead.
Loko: May I ask, who has been taking care of you?
KJ: I promised him I would'nt tell.
Loko: Oh, so it's a guy?
KJ: Yup.
*crowd gasps and starts guessing who he is*
Loko: Is he older than you?
KJ: Yes.
Loko: Is he related to you?
KJ: I can't answer that question.
Loko: Alright. One more thing, what are you doing standing outside GangsterHouse Estates?
KJ: I wanted to go to the Gold Masion to see Big Baba C and Small Baba Z.
Loko: They invited you?
*whole crowd gasps in shock*
KJ: Nono. I just wanted to go there to see them, you know, like a friendly visit from the neighbours.
Loko: Oooo...
*crowd starts whispering to each other*
KJ: Haha, well, I'm still not sure why no one ever told me why Big Baba never invites people to their house.
Loko: You've never heard the story?
*crowd gasps in shock again*
KJ: No, actually, I haven't
Loko: Oh, would you like to know?
KJ: Yea.
Loko: One sunny afternoon, a man from the investment company, Mr Penny, was walking up the lane to the Gangster Manor, the old name of Gold Mansion. Rumours say that passerbys who walked pass the Manor at exactly 3.55pm, heard the screams and cries of Mr Penny. Some of our camera men and our old reporter, Mr K. Jenkins said that when they wanted to uncover the truth about the Manor, whether it was going to be sold or renovated, were hiding behind the bushes near the Gold Gates. They saw Mr Penny go in, but he never came out.
*crowd gasps and some start feeling scared*
KJ: You mean... Big Baba C and Small Baba Z..... *gulp* murdered him?
Loko: Yes, that's exactly what they did.
KJ: How do you know?
Loko: While Mr Jenkins was about to leave, he heard the backdoor of the Manor open. He turned around and saw their robot butler carrying something wrapped up in a grey bag. The robot butler lifted it up and threw it down the Big Hill. It rolled to the ground and when the GangsterHeads arrived, they uncovered Mr Penny's body.
KJ: Oh my... Why did they kill him?
Loko: 1 year later, we found out that Mr Penny was cheating on their money. Half of Big Baba's investments was gone, used by Mr Penny to gamble.
KJ: So, mostly, it was Mr Penny's fault?
Loko: That's what everyone said.
KJ: But why did'nt Big Baba C and Small Baba Z get caught and jailed?
*crowd laughs insanely*
Loko: Hahahaha, my dear KJ, we're gangsters, that's what we do.
KJ: Oh, sorry, I forgot.
*crowd laughs*
Loko: Do you have anything else you would like to know?
KJ: Yes. Why is everyone afraid to be invited to Gangster Manor, I mean, the Gold Mansion?
Loko: KJ, KJ, KJ. Haven't you been listening? Everyone's afraid because Mr Penny was invited to Gangster Manor after Big Baba C found out about his gambling.
KJ: You mean, everyone's afraid that if they're invited to the Gold Mansion, they would be murdered?
Loko: Now she gets it.
*everyone claps*
KJ: Well, then I never want to be invited there.
Loko: Good, because one of our reporters, Mr Mini, got invited there after he wrote something bad about Small Baba Z. Before he entered he told all his buddies in the van that he was going to "get that guy". But he never returned.
KJ: Well, I'm getting creeped out here. I guess that's enough stories for today.
Loko: Alright, you had better get going home.
KJ: Alright. Bye guys!
Loko: Bye.

Ah... KJ... nice girl, wondered what through her off that day at her house, but it's not my job to do the house thing. Well, that's it for today.
This is Loko Lap Lenny Lin, signing out.
Good day and God bless :D

UPDATE! Shocking news!

Miss Gangster Beauty 2009 gone mental! O.O!!!
Hello! This is news reporter Giladow Gourdon Gurila Gurtma. But u may call me Gurney. Its raining right now and as you cannot see, people are crowding around outside Dudette KJ a.k.a. Miss Gangster Beauty 2009 's house. From where Im standing, I can hear screams and whining of Miss KJ. Lets have a close up of this situation.

Gurney : Excuse me Maam, wad seems to be th problem over here?
Maam : Well, I can hear screaming coming from Miss KJ's terrace and all th lights of th house are off. And a few minutes ago, i cld hear crashing. I really do not know wad is going on in there!
(at this moment a scoop of ice cream, dropped from th window)
Gurney : BAZOOKAS! Did u see that?!?! A scoop of ice cream. Was thrown out of Miss KJ's window. Now there are pieces of glass on th floor. Shocking! Well we dont see that everyday! I mean, how is that even possible?!

WOW! Lets have a look inside the house!
(some men kicked down th door)
KJ : WHO IS THAT! Get out of my house! GET OUT!!!
Gurney : WOW! Remind me not to mess with that chick!
Men : This is the police! Come down and put ur hands up!
KJ : NEVER!
(KJ jumps off window and was safe because she landed on her feet)
Gurney : OUCH!

Check it out! KJ is running in her pajamas barefooted down th streets of Gollywood. People, if you see her, dont be scared to ask for her autograph. Dont worry, she wont beat you up. Seriously.
This is not the end. And eventually we wld find her and question her about this. If you have more information please email gurneynewsreporter@gurneynewsreporter.cog.
This has been Giladow Gourdon Gurila Gurtma news reporter. Signing out!

Exclusive Interview!!!!!

Yo PEEPS! Today we have an exclusive interview with Miss Gangster Beauty 2009! Lets invite Dudette KJ!!! WOOTS!

Small Z : Congrats for winning the competition! How do u feel?
KJ : I feel great! After I knew I won, I was really happy!!! It was such a good experience!
Small Z : Awesome! So now that the competition is over, what are you doing now?
KJ : Well, not much really. Just going for a few interviews around Gollywood, shopping with Jessica Alspark in Gedready Hills, hanging out with Selena Gomadz and Demi Gelato at Stargucks Café and doing ADs with the director of iBarley. Thats all, not very appealing.
Small Z : Wow, it seems that you have been busy! Do you enjoy being Miss Gangster Beauty 2009?
KJ : Yes I do! But sometimes its a bit stressful. I have to find days that I have time to fit in specific appointments with Lawl Style and guess appearances in iBarley and Lizards of Weirdo Place. And its hard to find time to hang out with all the other celebs. Its really a rush hour.
Small Z : Interesting! Now you must be really famous. And I've heard that you made your own fan website and other things like Gwitter, Facejournal and even your own personal GangsterTube account. Do you create all these things to increase your popularity?
KJ : Of course! And not just that. I put in ADs of companies that Im in partnership with and I help to promote the shows that I was in. And I write reviews of cool websites and recommend links. And besides promoting things, I create these so that my fans can get to know me better.
Small Z : Nice! Talking about fans, do many people reconise you when you walk down the streets?
KJ : Well not many, minimum 10 people would crowd around me and ask for my autograph. Its really no big deal......

(Boy jumps off high platform and comes flying towards Dudette KJ)
Small Z : OMIGOSH! What the?!?!
KJ : SECURITY!!!!!
Boy : I LOVE YOU KJ!!!! YOU ROCK..... (boy is taken away)
Small Z : oookayy... Sorry for th disturbance people!
KJ : I better get home... Before any more crazy fans come flying towards me.

Thats all we got today! Stay tuned for more!!
Small Z, out. :)

Miss Gangster Beauty 2009 (Final Results)

Hey hey hey! Welcome back to Miss Gangster Beauty 2009! This is the very final show, and we're gonna announce the winner of Miss Gangster Beauty 2009! *Crowd Cheers* The winner...... is none other than....

Dudette KJ - From New Zealand - daughter of New Zealand scientist, Dude L. Photon

Congratulations!!! Great job out there on the cat walk! Love your dress. Congrats. You get a vacation down at Sunny Side Beach Resort, a brand new sports car, an autograph from Big Baba C and Small Baba Z and of course, a shiny gold crown. Great job :D
And for 2nd place......

Gangster PMK - daughter of Dude Milkan Sim Bala Chol Arya Bin Saya Nam Bi Lo Kan Har

You get a free holiday trip to Austrailia, a brand new refrigerator, coupons to the most expensive shoe shop in Gangstar Land and a silver crown. Congrats.

Great job everyone. This has been wonderful, really. Well, this concludes the end of Miss Gangster Beauty 2009. Goodnight and everybody go BOOMZ!
God bless,
Big Baba C

Miss Gangster Beauty 2009

Hey people let me hear you say whoo hoo! *Crowd Cheers* Tonight, we have a very special performance for you guys! Can anyone guess? Can ya? Find out tonight... on Miss Gangster Beauty 2009!!!!!!! *Crowd Cheers* Let me introduce you to our Top 3!!!

1) Gangster PMK - daughter of Dude Milkan Sim Bala Chol Arya Bin Saya Nam Bi Lo Kan Har
2) Dudette KJ - From New Zealand - daughter of New Zealand scientist, Dude L. Photon
3) Dudette Gigi - daughter of rich dude, Dude Logan Richardson

Whoo hoo! *Gets a call* Wait a minute. This just in. Dudette Gigi is disqualified from the competition!!! It seems that her father Dude Logan Richardson has been bribing the judges!!! Our judges are also fired. We have new judges here today! Let's welcome them! *Claps* Dudette Gigi, I'm sorry, blame your father. Goodbye. *Gigi runs off stage crying* Well then, I'm guess we are left with our Top 2!!! The very special performance tonight, is....... a CAT WALK!!! Yes! A cat walk! Well, without further ado, here is Gangster PMK! *She performs* That was fantastic! Now, lets invite our final contestant... Dudette KJ!!! *She performs* Wonderful, just wonderful!!! Haha! Well, tune in later to find out who is our Miss Gangster Beauty 2009!!!

This is Big Baba C, signing out, God bless!

Miss Gangster Beauty 2009

Welcome back! The judges have decided. Tonight, 3 people are leaving the competition. What is this? Let me hear you say it! Yes! This is...... Miss Gangster Beauty 2009! Let's welcome, our TOP 3!!!!!!

1) Gangster PMK - daughter of Dude Milkan Sim Bala Chol Arya Bin Saya Nam Bi Lo Kan Har
2) Dudette KJ - From New Zealand - daughter of New Zealand scientist, Dude L. Photon
3) Dudette Gigi - daughter of rich dude, Dude Logan Richardson

Congratulations!!! Well, that's all we have tonight. Goodnight and everybody go BOOMZ!
Big Baba C, signing out.
God bless!

Miss Gangster Beauty 2009

Yo to everybody out there! Welcome back to the second round of Miss Gangster Beauty 2009! For this round, every contestant will have to sing a few bars. Of course, being beautiful, they must also have an awesome voice to break the hearts of the guy gangsters out there. Wait a minute, that did not sound right. Never mind. Let's begin!
.................... lalalalalalala ............................. lalalalalala ............................... lalalalalalala ........................
Uh oh, our vase broke. Darn. Hey! Can someone buy a new vase so that we can "knock people out"! Ok, well, that's it for this round. Stay tuned for your top 3!
This is Big Baba C, signing out. God bless!

Miss Gangster Beauty 2009 (EXTRAS)

Every contestant must answer th following questions.
They muz write down the answers on a piece of paper and then hand it in at the end.
Then, the judges will start judging who continue to the next round!!!

1) A wise man once said,' Wen life gives you peanuts, make peanut butter and put it on toast. Add butter if you want. Serve with either tea or coffee.' Who was the man that said it?

2) John had 5 apples and Tim had 5 apples. How many apples do each person have?

3) 'Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow.' 4rm this statement, wat can u tell abt Mary's lamb's fleece color?

4) I like lollipops. True Or False?

5) How do you spell cat?

As u can see, these are pretty tricky questions. Can every contestant pull it off?

Miss Gangster Beauty 2009

Welcome back to Miss Gangster Beauty 2009! Good thing you guys did not go anywhere! Otherwise I would have asked my most trusted team to kill you! Anyway, here... are the results.
Going to the next round (Your top 6!) is:
1) Dudette M - daughter of Dude "Double" M
2) Dudette JJ - daughter of Dude L
3) Gangster 4587922331534845458455454484484544 - The youngest contestant - 12 years old
4) Dudette KJ - From New Zealand - daughter of New Zealand scientist, Dude L. Photon
5) Dudette Gigi - daughter of rich dude, Dude Logan Richardson
6) Gangster PMK - daughter of Dude Milkan Sim Bala Chol Arya Bin Saya Nam Bi Lo Kan Har

Congratulations to our fellow contestants! We also want to say goodbye to the contestants who got knocked out (literally, they did get knocked out with our plastic vase). Well, that's all we have for today. Tune in next time for the second round of Miss Gangster Beauty 2009! Goodnight and God bless!

Miss Gangster Beauty 2009

Hey yo! Welcome back to Miss Gangster Beauty 2009! *Cheers*
Tonight, the contestants will be challanged to a series of difficult puzzles. To be a beauty contestant, you must also be smart. So, without further ado, here's contestant number 1!

........................................... series of questions for all contestants ..........................................................

Well, the results will be posted a few minutes later so don't go anywhere!
This is Big Baba C, signing out. God bless.

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If you are interested in free dancing courses, please visit www.blablabladance.com for more details. And if you were wondering, they teach the following dances :
-Traditional Japanese Tea Ceremony
-Traditional Chinese Tea Ceremony
-Chinese Dance
-ChaCha
-Ball Room Dancing (the special kind)*

*Ball Room dancing courses are not suitable for young children with 'excitement' problems.

Miss Gangster Beauty 2009

Hey fellow Gangstars! Welcome to Miss Gangster Beauty 2009!
This year, we have many special beauties here in this competition. Let's meet the contestants:
1) Dudette M - daughter of Dude "Double" M
2) Gangster 321546589754612 - New at our Gangster University - No exact name yet
3) Dudette JJ - daughter of Dude L
4) Gangster 78845996521 - Processing for a name
5) Gangster 4587922331534845458455454484484544 - The youngest contestant - 12 years old
6) Gangster 24814879512369524895 - Processing for a name
7) Dudette KJ - From New Zealand - daughter of New Zealand scientist, Dude L. Photon
8) Gangster 145287619359 - Taking "G" Levels this year
9) Dudette Gigi - daughter of rich dude, Dude Logan Richardson
10) Gangster PMK - daughter of Dude Milkan Sim Bala Chol Arya Bin Saya Nam Bi Lo Kan Har

Well, those are our contestants. Tune in next time to see who made it to the next round.
This is Big Baba C, signing out.
God bless everyone.

Wrong turn...

Hi ppl! Guess where we are, we are in the jet flying over GUSTRALIA! We didnt really make a wrong turning cuz th Jet is on auto-pilot. If u hav to noe, our workers share 3 jets. So anyway, we got a surprise air missile attack frm our enemy Bricksworth Millions. Our Jets were attacked and the battle lasted for 30 min. It was really exciting! B4 Dudette V joined us, she attended the Air Force Academy for 1 year, she was really good! The Gangster Government wanted her to join the Gamerica Air Force but she refused as she wanted to follow us! Wad a great friend! She helped to fly our plane to safety. The other jets had fully trained Pilots (all trained by V) to keep them safe. So we were twisting and turning and going up and down. Then Bricksworth sent us an email saying tat he surrenders and it wld not b th last time we c him.... (I was on the internet during th battle) So, we ended up over Gustralia..... We wld b landing in th desert of Gustralia to fill up th gas then we'll take our mission limo over to the city to get sme groceries from our company outlet in Gustralia. Our limo has turbo boost to get there quick. We wld b back to th jets by Sunset. Dudette V is gonna land th jet soon so I better get going. BYES!

DUDETTE Z

Back home...

Hey people! We are back on the Golden Star Jet flying over the oceans back home to our glorious golden mansion. Sigh... I miss the wonderful golden floor and the golden kitchen and the golden toilets and....
Anyways, just a short update of what we're doing in the jet. For me, well, typing this entry plus drinking an awsome drink called Gangvua Juice. Dudette Z is napping with her cute little teddy bear. Dudette V is talking on the phone with the Head of Science from the Gangscience Institute of Science. That's practically everything.
God bless,
Big Baba C

The big earthquake...

Hello there. Guess what? There was a big earthquake at the private island. The front part of the cave crashed down and the big golden door is crushed. Hey, maybe I could make something out of the gold...yeah...that would be nice...melt it in the....

Oh, right, back to the story. Anyway, the earthquake also made the cave ceiling collapse on my brand new desk. What a waste! Duddette Z's favourite sleeping mattress got torn apart by a wild boar but that's another story. Basically, the whole cave collapsed. Unfortunately, one of my security guards (his name is lolly) got trapped inside. How sad! We tried to get him out but (from his name) he was a little dumb. There was a big whole on the top of the collapsed cave which Duddette Z found before we all broke our fingers just to remove a rock (it was that heavy). Thanks Duddette Z! Well, we managed to get him out, but before I said anything, he ran off screaming, "I want my mommy!" What a baby... sigh. It's so hard to get good help these days. The earthquake ruined most of our plans, but thankfully, the one that I'm working on about the big safe in South Africa is still with me in my pocket... wait a minute... it's not in my pocket... where is it... oh no... oh wait, I just found it with some brown stuff stuck on it. Duddette Z must be eating chocolate again. Well, that's all for now.
God bless,
Big Baba C

Our awesome island!

Heyhey! Now we r staying on our rented private island (or u could call it a giant ice burg), well its not completely ice. Th parts tat r facing th north has grass and meadows. Its really beautiful! Th other part facing south has more ice and a bit of green grass. Our island is at the edge of th southern ocean so it has grass. Its also found in more of th isolated places of th ocean so tat no one can find us. Its smething like a hideout combined with holiday. Its really cool. We also hav beaches. Big baba n I named them all! There are three in total. We named them Turtle Cove (it was really rocky and we often see turtles and other creatures) , Tiki Beach (it has th goldiest and softest sand) and Bobo Lagoon (th 1st time we visited tat beach, one of our allies shouted Bobo for no reason so we named it after that). Bobo Lagoon was th biggest of all th beaches and it had a cave at th end. It was really big and dark. So, Big Baba called sme ppl to build our HQ in th deepest part of th cave and they installed a security system for us for free! Yay! It also has escalator and high tech lifts to bring us around! We even hav a door at th mouth of the cave! If u wanna get in u gotta scan ur thumb prints, ur eyes(both), ur voice an even ur nose hair (if u cant get any u could must noe th password).

Its really cool! And wen u go in, there wld b a roller coaster to bring u to th place! It twists and turns! It's really fun! And, yes, the cave is really big! It also goes underground to another island! Th other island is much smaller and more vulnerable so I helped to install a forcefield around it and even underwater. Only animals can go in and out of it. Th only way out for humans is th cave. We also made an underwater hotel for our recruits! You can get in through the cave! Talking bout lodging, where do big baba and i sleep? Ours is in th SKY! We have to go to a specific part of our island and type in our super secret password! Then tat part of the island wld act as a lift to take us up to our place! It has a force field around it and it takes abt 30 minutes to get up there so there wld be tables and chairs to sit and eat. Pretty awesome! Our place hangs iin mid air and is made to look exactly like our mansion back in Gangster City! SO ROCKS! Well, i think i hav said enough! So, byes!

Dudette Z!!!!

In The Jet...

Hey peeps! Guess what? After a really confusing yet adventurous mission, we are now on the way to an island in the middle of the Southern Ocean. It's gonna be really cold there! Anyway, just wanted to give u guys an update on what we've been doing for the past few weeks. While the imaginary story pauses when we are in the Golden Jet, Small Baba Z, Dudette V and I have been working really hard in school and we are just tired out! Since we're not in the same class. we could not finish the story. We could not even see each other after school now as I usually leave later than them. So, in the next post, we are going to type out our dangerous mission in the middle of the Southern Ocean. BTW, there are many sharks there.......... Well, time for me to sign out. Got more studying to do.

God bless :)
Big Baba C

In Gonlam!!

SmallZ>>>Hey ALL!!! We r now in Gonlam,Gingland. We r staying in Gullerton Hotel, the most expensive and grande hotel in Gingland! Cool huh? We're staying in the Royale Poolside Villa. If you're wondering, the pool is private!!!It also has a private mini underground carpark for you and your visitors. There's also an indoor private jacuzzi and an awesome disco ball for the living room. We also brought our personal chef and our hired professional body guards along. They share they're own villa which is juz next door.We got them a Deluxe Garden Villa. It aint too bad too, it doesnt hav a pool or anything but it has an indoor private jacuzzi. They hav they're own garden and barbecue pit which is awesome. Our villa has a barbecue pit too plus an outdoor kitchen. We have our own room as well of course. Its good that they give free internet excess too. Gullerton hotel is really big and it is on the top of a large hill. Our Villa is the furthest away from the main hotel buildings (ppl who cant afford the villa, get a room in the main buildings). Today, we have the time off cause the VVIPs wanted to talk over some stuff and they said it was classified for us. Thats too bad...

When the mission's over, wat do i plan to do?

SmallZ>>>I plan to visit my Grandma Zoe. She makes the best cookies in Ganada, Then mayB i can visit my twin cousins, Bombo and Bomba. They are really awesome, they're the ones that introduced me to awesome skills of being a GANGSTER. I used to B bullyed in pre-school by some guys called, Kash, Keri and Kabomgo. BigC and I felt like ants compared to them. But My cousins taught us everything. My parents taught me how to be less violentt but gangster-y at the same time. BigC's parents taught here how to scare ppl by juz looking at them. Grandma Zoe was once a great Kung Fu master (cant belive it? well live with it!) she taught me awesome moves like, the Mushu Finger Touch, the Tacho Fold-over kick and the Watch Your Nose Trickery Punch. It was great, MayB my grandma could teach BigC some tricks too. U muz b wondering wheremy Grandpa Zeke is, Grandma said he went to Gawailo for Hula dancing classes. Weird huh? Dunno wat BigC wanna do, mayB go to PlayLand theme park or sth. Now that wld B fun...;)

Where have we been?

Hi guys, u muz be wondering where we have been cause we hav not posted here for quite some time. Tats cause BigC an I(SmallZ) hav been chosen to solve some problems in different parts of the world. As BigC's secretary, i thought i wuld be assigned to the same unit as her but instead i had to go to join the Advanced Unit while BigC followed President Galamo to Megicoe for a meeting with other important ppl. So she was in Megicoe while I was keeping undercover as a reporter from The Great Times newspaper in Gingland. I had to have a private interview with Galileon Olivers, the president of popular business company "The Business Companee". He was suspected to be the mastermind of attempting to steal the Queen Gangsworth Royale Jewels. And the thief of the Grande Charm Of Gangstervia Island from "The Grande Treasures Museum". That charm was said to bring us gangsters peace and awesome fighting skills. But since it was stolen, gangsters have complained that they're getting weaker everyday so this was of course an important mission. BigC had to protect the VVIPs and make sure everything is scheduled properly. It was quite exciting and all. It made me feel more important... We juz came back to GangCity two days ago and we would be flying off to Gonlam,Gingland for an important conference next week. Then aft that, we would be staying in our private newly built HQ in RainHam Forest in Gonlam. We get there by helicopter. We hope we catch the culprit soon! We hope we come back as soon as we can!

Extra InFo

Hey all! SmallZ here! Long time no post here! Fellow gangstars are creating they're own personal blogg here and here are some bloggs you should check out:
Dudette Z's personnel BLOGG: http://pixiegalcom.blogspot.com
Dudette V's personnel BLOGG: http://thisisthedaringgirl.blogspot.com
A random pro BLOGG: http://thewackyshowshow.blogspot.com
Another random pro BLOGG: http://fafbaw.blogspot.com

Thanks all for being so suportive of using GangstarBloggs.com 2 make BLOGGS! Click =here= to visit the missions available! New Yoogle Search Engine provided! Click =here= to become a deluxe member. You have to pay us $30 every month so pls think abt it for a while... For more info call PAUL (pronounced as pa-ool) at 5445-PAUL-INFO! For complicated questions call PAIGE (pronounced as pey-gee) at 6446-QUES-PAGE!

AD: Conference at Jubileeblubli Hall tonight!

Conference at Jubileeblubli Hall!
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- Discussion on STICKERS by DUDETTE Z!
~5pm-7pm
~Topic: Why are puffy stickers puffy?
How are puffy stickers invented?
Can u pop a puffy sticker?
If so, how?

KILL YOUR CURIOUSITY ON STICKERS WITH DUDETTE Z TONIGHT!
*Free popcorn will be provided. 50cents for refill. VIP guests have free refill. So start being important!

- Gangster Conference with Big Baba C!*
~7pm-8.30pm
~ Conference is not for the public! Only for chosen Gangsters!
~ VIP gangsters are attending: Malileo McSpanish
Cheena Chinese
Franky Frenchburg
Audrey Australiya
And many more....
*No popcorn provided. But socks are free, under the seat!

For more info, Call Beesy-Everyday at 5665-BUSY-2DAY!
Buy tickets for the sticker discussion at: $200 now!
Terms and conditions apply!

I love iBarley

Hey! Dudette Z here! Hav u heard of the totally cool web show called iBarley? Not iCarly! iBarley! The web shows are all about a guy called Barley and he loves drinking barley. Most of his shows are shooting him drinking barley but it's still cool! There was one show, he spilled his "cup-o-barley" cup and all the barley dropped on his pants! It was hilarious! All at iBarley.com! URL: www.ibarley.com


*pls dont click on the link unless you are foolish enough to do it. (No offense)

New Teen Pop Sensation ~ Gannah Monganah, Miley Citrus ( Article from Pop G teen Mag)

Teen POP SENSATION ~ GANNAH MONGANAH A.K.A. MILEY CITRUS!
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Gannah Monganah is a big hit to all those teen fans out there! She gives them a huge single, The Best Of Both Gangs! A really snazzy song and she also surprises the audience last night at her "Totally Awesome Tour" with Who Shouted! We all love her songs! She is so cool and awesome! She will be singing tomorrow at another Battle Of The Bands competition at Los Gangelos. Competition would be tight as Pop Princesses Selena Gomaz and best pal Demi Galato will be there too! With a last minute call to the competition we also have the Gonas Brothers singing too! Calling all Miley Citrus fans to go cheer her on tomorrow at the City Stadium of Los Gangelos! Air tickets are selling fast so go get them now!!!

POP G TEEN MAGAZINE

Dudette V

Hi all! Have you met Dudette V? She is so cool. Not yet a small baba and still studying as a gangster student! We also have other gangster pals out there llike, Dude X and Dudette T. Dude X was the ex-big baba and he is pretty old and under retirement. He isn't into modern technology... So you wont hear from him here! Dudette T is also a gangster student and she is younger than all of us. She is a Posh Gangster and comes from Genesee. She is now studying in Queen Glizebethe The 1st and a 1/4's University. Near where me and Big C stay. Dudette V is having an overseas mission with Dude X. Did you noe that she defeated Big Fat Sole all by herself? Big Baba and I had been chasing him for 2 years and Dudette V killed him! Dude X was so proud of her that he cried for 2 days without stopping!

Back online!

Hi! Dudette Z here and over the past few weeks we had some technical problems and now it is back! YAY! :p! Oh yeah, i heard that there is a new flavour of gangstir smoothies! It is so in! Here in New Gang City(NGC), everyone is so crazy about it. Should i tell ya? Maybe not.......................... Ok i wil tell u! It is strawberry and strawberry smoothie!!!!! Cool huh? You might ask me, "What's the difference between a strawberry smoothie and a strawberry and strawberry smoothie?" Well, a strawberry smoothie is strawberry juice blended with ice (So last season, but i think i still like it.). A strawberry and strawberry smoothie is strawberry juice, strawberry sauce AND strawberry flavoured ice blended together with strawberry bits and a little bit of passion fruit. Cool huh? I love em! But it doesn't hurt to save money and just get yourself an ordinary homemade strawberry smoothie. :)

Yo Ppl

Hey! Dudette V here! Some of y'all would know me as Rocker Gal, creator of a blog. I'm a follower in this blog as well. Hope to see u around!!!! :) I <3>

Santa Claus!

To: therealsantaclaus@Bgoodmail.yay.yayyay
From: dudettez@gmail.zzz.coG
Subject: RE:My wish list

Cool thanks! Pls, black coal only. White coal is not cool. Thnx 4 da camera, although a picture of myself would b NICER! But the camera costs more so after i take a pic of myself, i will sell it 4 $50 000! OH YEAH! Thanks a lot santa!

Dudette Z

Santa's reply

Dear Dudette Z,

You have been a very naughty/good girl. I don't know what to give you exactly. After thinking for awhile, I've decided to give you Goka Gola, mints and a camera. For the old man's mask, I've decided not to give you that one as scarring Big baba would be a bad thing to do. Oh, I will also be giving you charcoal, for the naughty girl part. Well, I think that's it. Merry Christmas in advance!



From: therealsantaclaus@Bgood.yay.yayyay
To: dudettez@gmail.zzz.coG

Dudette Z's letter 2 SANTA CLAUS

Hey all! As u all noe tat its 2009 now and i wan 2 do something wow-ing. So i wrote a letter 2 Santa extra early 2 make sure he gets me wat i wan.

From: dudettez@gmail.zzz.coG
To: therealsantaclaus@Bgoodmail.yay.yayyay
Subject: My wish list

Message: Hi Santa, Dudette Z here. Sry i wrote 2 U a little 2 early. I juz wan U 2 noe tat i wan these few things 4 christmas.

1) A mask of an old man (2 scare Big Baba, she hates wrinkled ppl)

2) A bottle of Goca-Gola

3) Mints (2 go with my Goke)

4) A picture of me. ( I could get 1 myself but i was 2 lazy)

Thanks... I hope it isn't any trouble.

Dudette Z

A nutty situation

Hi! All! Dudette Z here! I m so happy as Big BaBa C n i won a new home theatre system yay! I broke my favourite Tin Blender and i was sad... So good ole Big Baba insisted that the theatre system came with a Gold Blender! So now i got a new blender 2 make my semi-famous smoothies! Yay! I tried blendin some chocolate but suddenly itt got jammed.... I looked 4 the prob and found a giant nut in it! WOW! Wonder how it actually fit in the wrapper! WOWZERS!

Big Money is great but Big Chocolate,not so good...

I got a sum of $100 4rm Big Baba a few days ago! Yay! For no reason at all! All she said was that i could spend it on anything so i went down 2 Gangster City to get someting nice. I walked pass some stores like, Sake SushiG, Gosini, Coffee G and Tea Leaf etc. I juz couldntt find the rite stuff and i was getting pretty hungry. I walked pass The Cocoa Gang and smelled a ferrero rocher. It was huge! So i got tat! I rolled it back to the mansion and sqeezed it into the garrage. I wasnt sure if the limo survived though... But in the end it melted and the nuts got all hard. Big Baba wasnt sure wat 2 do with it so i kept some choco and made some shakes. It was so good, i sold it for $20 each. Business was a sucess! I think i could add it to our cafe by our company and sell it but i tink Big Baba wouldnt allow me to purchase more giant ferrero rochers. Cause she juz gave me $200... Maybe a giant Kit Kat? No Nuts?

1st Post

Big Baba! 1St Post of the year! Congrats! And 1st post 4 u 2! Weldone! And we have been apart for a while and you havent visited the mansion 4 quite a long time! Oh yeah, electric bills still has 2 B paid...

Happy New Year! :)

Hey peeps! Big baba in the house! School has been tiring! Homework, homework and more homework! For this Chinese New Year, guess how much homework I got?! More than 11 man! Yikes! Anyway, I would like to wish everyone a Happy New Year! Happy New Year to you too Dudette Z and V! :)